It's rather late, so I'm gonna call it

Alright

Pleasant as always, root. Goodnight!

Night

>if you choose Chad he will pump and dump you
>you choose to not work but rather fuck football teams in clubs every night and then raise a kid so now you complain
>after marriage you became naggy, annoying and fat so now your husband is jerking it to porn (>sex slave >chooses porn over you every single time)
>there are many reasons for stress and wimin aren't the only ones who have ot but lets complain
It was written by a bitter old hag

>tfw no machete wielding waifu

This leaves me confused

On one hand I’m scared

On the other hand

I’m touched that someone would want me that badly

it's only cute up to the moment the machete is at your throat

and it also stops being cute when you realize this was about humilation and power

she could have likely just showed up at his house drunk and persuaded him to bang that way , the way most other ex's do it. but she probably chose this method specifically to emasculate him. If it were just about the sex, any even moderately attractive 5/10 can get laid whenever she wants if she tries hard enough

Lol bustin a nut is bustin a nut

"I bet in 2019 we'll have flying cars"

I love that "proud inventor" and "sperm extracting device" are in the same sentence.

That really makes this image for me.

I approve of this

What happens if we apply this terminology to our girlfriends

ONLY 5000$?

Ahahaha

The future sexbots will be more efficient

Well here’s the thing

You put your dick in it to donate sperm

Therefore you’re getting paid to put your dick in something you don’t even have to jerk off

It’s less work

https://www.apnews.com/5cd450db868446d0a0900e976862a583

lmao

maybe she'll get beheaded

@Necrosisinthebutt Dubai and the UAE are just vacation towns

She's a paid whore in a city where Allah looks the other way, when you have that much money.

https://www.axios.com/border-patrol-facebook-group-migrant-detention-aoc-6a889b86-bb49-4594-b0f6-d0846f1899ef.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=organic&utm_content=1100

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I love when state staff sharing their dark humor goes public.

They're all like that too. People dont get that it's how people deal with the messy garbage people leave around like dead bodies.

these coddled cunts will never understand how people actually deal with the PTSD that comes with law enforcement

gallows humor is a thing for a reason

My TaXeS PaY YuOr SaLaRY ThOuGH

their taxes pay their salaries, but their policies create the problems

Gallows humor is the best part of being an anglo tbh.