I mean Yolanda

It's Jolanta in Polish

She was black, Laure

I'd kms if I was a crackbaby named Yolenda

They all get weird names

What does a crackbaby do

Other than crack

If youre a crackbaby you have horrible luck

Also I guess now that I have exposed my criminal history you better understand that I'm no poisoner, Laure.

9 lbs 10 oz super baby here

Luck -15

Crackbabies just have that "40 year old ex crack addict" aura their whole life.

They look like it too.

Sad

Just makes me think about how

The us doesn't want to make it a crime for drug use killing an unborn child

Crack causes placental abruption, so if youre born a crackbaby you managed to hit the lottery of bad luck

Anyways I gotta go to bed for real now, goodnight FC.

Yeah srsly <:kek:519747357076881408>

11 pound baby, the chad of babies

My mother did not have a good time

I should've taken more meth tbh

2 such stupid errors

Let's not forget the damage alcoholic babies suffer too

FAS ain't no joke y'all

FAS is just a part of Ukrainian phenotype change my mind

Ahahah

I missed the FC crime confession time

Only one I ever got was possession of a "weapon" on school property

I didn't realize half of FC had a misdemeanor or more

Heh

I just had a dream that I had really long hair

How long is your hair?

Irl I mean

To like my collarbone maybe?

>collarbone
What a funny word

Tfw

I used to have hair down past me shoulders

I used to have hair down past me elbows

😎

Well ofc