Message from @laurefinwë
Discord ID: 652872350361976863
What does a crackbaby do
Other than crack
If youre a crackbaby you have horrible luck
Also I guess now that I have exposed my criminal history you better understand that I'm no poisoner, Laure.
9 lbs 10 oz super baby here
Luck -15
Crackbabies just have that "40 year old ex crack addict" aura their whole life.
They look like it too.
Sad
Just makes me think about how
The us doesn't want to make it a crime for drug use killing an unborn child
Crack causes placental abruption, so if youre born a crackbaby you managed to hit the lottery of bad luck
Anyways I gotta go to bed for real now, goodnight FC.
Yeah srsly <:kek:519747357076881408>
11 pound baby, the chad of babies
My mother did not have a good time
I should've taken more meth tbh
2 such stupid errors
Let's not forget the damage alcoholic babies suffer too
FAS ain't no joke y'all
Ahahah
I missed the FC crime confession time
Only one I ever got was possession of a "weapon" on school property
I didn't realize half of FC had a misdemeanor or more
Heh
I just had a dream that I had really long hair
How long is your hair?
Irl I mean
To like my collarbone maybe?
>collarbone
What a funny word
Tfw
I used to have hair down past me shoulders
I used to have hair down past me elbows
😎
Well ofc
I just wanna be around druidic hippies and live on the commune already reeee where do I find pagans in this blighted land ?
Maybe I'll just buy a big van
And live out of it
I feel better so I'm going to work
And I took the best shower I've had in days