Just makes me think about how

The us doesn't want to make it a crime for drug use killing an unborn child

Crack causes placental abruption, so if youre born a crackbaby you managed to hit the lottery of bad luck

Anyways I gotta go to bed for real now, goodnight FC.

Yeah srsly <:kek:519747357076881408>

11 pound baby, the chad of babies

My mother did not have a good time

I should've taken more meth tbh

2 such stupid errors

Let's not forget the damage alcoholic babies suffer too

FAS ain't no joke y'all

FAS is just a part of Ukrainian phenotype change my mind

Ahahah

I missed the FC crime confession time

Only one I ever got was possession of a "weapon" on school property

I didn't realize half of FC had a misdemeanor or more

Heh

I just had a dream that I had really long hair

How long is your hair?

Irl I mean

To like my collarbone maybe?

>collarbone
What a funny word

Tfw

I used to have hair down past me shoulders

I used to have hair down past me elbows

😎

Well ofc

I just wanna be around druidic hippies and live on the commune already reeee where do I find pagans in this blighted land ?

Maybe I'll just buy a big van

And live out of it

I feel better so I'm going to work

And I took the best shower I've had in days

>I feel better
>so I'm going to work
>so I'm gonna start feeling bad again

That's some real weird logic

?

I finally feel well enough to go to work

He's just saying work sucks cause he's a commie hedge

Jkk

But work does suck

https://twitter.com/PossumEveryHour/status/1203237789074100224?s=19

20/20 gang