I was no older than five

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I also broke my favorite toy submarine

Homie how did you

And why

That’s so inconvenient

From the car seat

I tried to put down

I got it down...

Side note get some nail clippers

And got my finger caught in the head rest mechanism

Yeah no

Fuck that

Didn't hear a crunch thankfully

That would be a sad way to get a broken finger

See the white line on my skin?

I think that's where the flesh split and moved.

It's kinda clear under it.

Homie the exposure from the flash is like 200% and my brightness is on lowest possible I can’t see shit

Im glad it happened though

Autism is a hell of a drug

I needed the pain to give me some perspective

Cuz I'm a pussy add obviously

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Ass*

Yeah I wouldn’t consider a mild skinning of the finger a perspective inducing pain

It's minor man

That’s a bit of an exaggeration

Greater than splinter but less than armor piercing round to the gut.

I’ve been more thoroughly injured making waffles

That’s more of a statement on my ineptness with a waffle maker if anything

It's minor as hell but more than I get on the daily.

Yee

I suppose

It's also a pain i'm not used to.

I get gonked and burnt regularly

Not cronched.

It might have sounded like an exaggeration but it wasn't, because it gave me perspective on how soft this new life is compared to florida man working hours.

As in, I hate living in a spft cell.

I need to break some bones.