Message from @DEUS-DURAN

Discord ID: 666913873986846740


2020-01-15 07:54:18 UTC  

I tried to put down

2020-01-15 07:54:21 UTC  

I got it down...

2020-01-15 07:54:30 UTC  

Side note get some nail clippers

2020-01-15 07:54:35 UTC  

And got my finger caught in the head rest mechanism

2020-01-15 07:54:42 UTC  

Yeah no

2020-01-15 07:54:47 UTC  

Fuck that

2020-01-15 07:54:59 UTC  

Didn't hear a crunch thankfully

2020-01-15 07:55:13 UTC  

That would be a sad way to get a broken finger

2020-01-15 07:55:20 UTC  

See the white line on my skin?

2020-01-15 07:55:32 UTC  

I think that's where the flesh split and moved.

2020-01-15 07:55:45 UTC  

It's kinda clear under it.

2020-01-15 07:56:04 UTC  

Homie the exposure from the flash is like 200% and my brightness is on lowest possible I can’t see shit

2020-01-15 07:56:13 UTC  

Im glad it happened though

2020-01-15 07:56:25 UTC  

Autism is a hell of a drug

2020-01-15 07:56:31 UTC  

I needed the pain to give me some perspective

2020-01-15 07:56:39 UTC  

Cuz I'm a pussy add obviously

2020-01-15 07:56:40 UTC  

<:tom:591141046835085314>

2020-01-15 07:56:49 UTC  

Ass*

2020-01-15 07:57:07 UTC  

Yeah I wouldn’t consider a mild skinning of the finger a perspective inducing pain

2020-01-15 07:57:17 UTC  

It's minor man

2020-01-15 07:57:38 UTC  

That’s a bit of an exaggeration

2020-01-15 07:57:45 UTC  

Greater than splinter but less than armor piercing round to the gut.

2020-01-15 07:57:52 UTC  

I’ve been more thoroughly injured making waffles

2020-01-15 07:58:12 UTC  

That’s more of a statement on my ineptness with a waffle maker if anything

2020-01-15 07:58:19 UTC  

It's minor as hell but more than I get on the daily.

2020-01-15 07:58:28 UTC  

Yee

2020-01-15 07:58:31 UTC  

I suppose

2020-01-15 07:58:32 UTC  

It's also a pain i'm not used to.

2020-01-15 07:58:40 UTC  

I get gonked and burnt regularly

2020-01-15 07:58:46 UTC  

Not cronched.

2020-01-15 08:00:13 UTC  

It might have sounded like an exaggeration but it wasn't, because it gave me perspective on how soft this new life is compared to florida man working hours.

2020-01-15 08:00:26 UTC  

As in, I hate living in a spft cell.

2020-01-15 08:00:33 UTC  

I need to break some bones.

2020-01-15 08:00:38 UTC  

I’m still healing up from the scrapes from falling of a tree in September, what’s left is just the deepest parts that I cleaned out with the point end of comb when it was getting kinda green don’t worry I used that gay as scrape cleaning thing but I would have preferred rubbing alcohol as that hasn’t failed me in the past

2020-01-15 08:01:01 UTC  

Rubbing alcohol never fails

2020-01-15 08:01:05 UTC  

Yeh

2020-01-15 08:01:12 UTC  

The burn is assurance it’s doing good work

2020-01-15 08:01:13 UTC  

Then again neither does fire.

2020-01-15 08:01:20 UTC  

<:varg:531496271920496640>

2020-01-15 08:01:22 UTC  

Gross.

2020-01-15 08:01:33 UTC  

Unhygeinic