Once my stepmother got in my face as a kid and I reflexively gonked her with my forehead

Fuck me I miss heating

Said "sorry I didnt mean to"

Lol I did the same with a cousin

When told to keep my hands to myself

Well second cousin

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He was a bit older than me

Tried to drown me in a pool a few years after that

We never got along

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Like I was a wee lad but I distinctly remember the realization at the point where it was obvious he wasn’t just playing around

The “oh he’s actually trying to kill me”

I was no older than five

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I also broke my favorite toy submarine

Homie how did you

And why

That’s so inconvenient

From the car seat

I tried to put down

I got it down...

Side note get some nail clippers

And got my finger caught in the head rest mechanism

Yeah no

Fuck that

Didn't hear a crunch thankfully

That would be a sad way to get a broken finger

See the white line on my skin?

I think that's where the flesh split and moved.

It's kinda clear under it.

Homie the exposure from the flash is like 200% and my brightness is on lowest possible I can’t see shit

Im glad it happened though

Autism is a hell of a drug

I needed the pain to give me some perspective

Cuz I'm a pussy add obviously

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Ass*

Yeah I wouldn’t consider a mild skinning of the finger a perspective inducing pain

It's minor man