Refrigerator door is a first tho

*gonk*

You’re not like other girls

You’re quirky

[Flintstones club hitting Fred noise]

Also, I fucked my finger up

Trying to make a car seat lay flat.

No checkerboard arms or burn scars, no upper thigh lines or ankle slashes

Just a bump on the head

And autism

I was already retarded

But yeah uh

Tylenol helps

Once my stepmother got in my face as a kid and I reflexively gonked her with my forehead

Fuck me I miss heating

Said "sorry I didnt mean to"

Lol I did the same with a cousin

When told to keep my hands to myself

Well second cousin

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He was a bit older than me

Tried to drown me in a pool a few years after that

We never got along

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Like I was a wee lad but I distinctly remember the realization at the point where it was obvious he wasn’t just playing around

The “oh he’s actually trying to kill me”

I was no older than five

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I also broke my favorite toy submarine

Homie how did you

And why

That’s so inconvenient

From the car seat

I tried to put down

I got it down...

Side note get some nail clippers

And got my finger caught in the head rest mechanism

Yeah no

Fuck that

Didn't hear a crunch thankfully