⌨ | **Hackerman Nyoki**
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@Nyoki i'll tty later about this am curious

just giving you a cookie <:ummmm:511590629797789708>

t!cookie @Can't Mossad the Deusad

-define mood swings

**Mood Swing**: A sudden change in behavior commonly associated with the South Wales Valleys when a [roider], such as Michael [Layland], is provoked by a lack of [Creatine].
*Random Person: Alright [like Mike]?
Michael: Yeh
(Speeding chav with heavy [Bassline] goes past)
Michael: Fucking Cunt!!!!
Random Person: Whats wrong?
Michael: Shut it or i'll fucking slam you!!
Random person: ooh Mood Swing!
Michael: Cmon Then!!!!
Random Person: Sorry [Roider]*
*(<http://mood-swing.urbanup.com/5117860>)* *9 more results*

t!cookie @something else

t!cookie @crownless

-define cbk

**CBK**: Could be [keen]
*“Hey did you [want to] [go] to [McDonald’s]?”

“CBK”*
*(<http://cbk.urbanup.com/13310459>)* *7 more results*

-define maccas

**maccas**: That is what [Australian's] call the giant [golden arches] [conglomerate] (McDonalds) that invaded our country like all other developed nation in the world.
*"[No country] with a maccas has ever waged [war] against [the United States]."*
*(<http://maccas.urbanup.com/215377>)* *9 more results*

-define redrum

**redrum**: [murder] [backwards]; as seen in [The Shining]
*[The boy] in [the Shining] keeps saying "Radrum" while walking through the empty [hotel].*
*(<http://redrum.urbanup.com/217932>)* *9 more results*

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-define 50/50

**50/50**: [A 50/50] is when you pay a prostitute to perform intercourse and follow it up with oral sex. Please note [the order] can be changed to suit the situation, or the [patron].
*As we drove down the street, [my buddy] yelled [out the window] at a known prostitute and asked "how much for a BJ and a Lay?". The prostitute replied "[a 50/50] will run ya $35!".*
*(<http://5050.urbanup.com/5055591>)* *9 more results*

-define keep it 100%

**Keep it 100**: To tell [the truth], the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. AKA "[Keep it Real]" or be honest with [youself] as well as others.
*Used the same as "[on the strength]", "[on my Momma]", "swear to God", "real talk", "[on everything I Love]" "on the for-realla my nicca" and of course "Keep it 100".

*
*(<http://keep-it-100.urbanup.com/2734471>)* *9 more results*

-define bj and a lay

**Burger and a BJ**: Burger and a BJ are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a [chick flick].

A male should never take a woman to see a [girly movie] unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. [NO RAIN] CHECKS!!!
*Lady Friend: "Will you go see the new [Twilight movie] with me please?"

Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass [chick flick]"

Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"

Male: "Your terms are acceptable. [It's a date]"*
*(<http://burger-and-a-bj.urbanup.com/6223423>)* *9 more results*

-define my hoes

**my hoes**: My [ride or die] friends; [squad] that does everything [together]
*[Tesha]: hey [Kyra] what are you doing tonight girl?
Kyra: oh me and my hoes are goin clubbing, its [finna be lit]*
*(<http://my-hoes.urbanup.com/11826997>)* *9 more results*

-define no

**no**: [The word] that makes [sex] [rape].
*[Lets fuck].
No
*
*(<http://no.urbanup.com/125361>)* *9 more results*

-define nope

**Nope**: The [reaction] you have when seeing a scary [insect] or animal, e.g. a large [spider].
**needs to pee, goes into bathroom, sees 5 inch [long spider] on the toilet seat*
You: *[backs] away slowly* [Nope Nope Nope] Nope Nope...*
*(<http://nope.urbanup.com/7090896>)* *9 more results*

5 inch long spider

Any Aussies in here?

<:oldguy:511590480853598219>

-define huntsman

**Huntsman**: One who preys [upon] [cougars] and [pumas]!
*"Dude did you see that [new girl] in [the office]?"
"Hell yeah, I would totally Huntsman [the shit out of] her!"*
*(<http://huntsman.urbanup.com/13343274>)* *5 more results*

@The89thOptimist
What kinda spider do you have uwu

**mods**: British gangs from the early 60's and 70's who's rival were the Rockers ([Teddy Boys]). The Mods (short for Modernists) were notorious for pill-popping (blues, bennies, uppers, downers, ecstasy, amphetamines, barbs, booze, [goofballs], etc., riding really fast on their Lambrettas/Vespas Italian high-performance scooters, clubbing, orgies, well-dressed/chic, mod hairstyles, listening to jazz/funk/sixties R&B/The Who/The Kinks/The Beatles/The Rolling Stones/etc., partying non-stop (the original ravers), and anti-establishment/anarchy against the moors of The Establishment.

check out "[Quadrophenia]
by The Who, and see the film NOW. it will change your perspective about teen angst.
*We are [the Mods], we are the Mods, we are we are we are the Mods!!!*
*(<http://mods.urbanup.com/1274864>)* *9 more results*

-define 403

**403**: The area [code] for [Calgary], [Alberta], Canada.
*Before [dialing] a phone number [long distance] to [Calgary] be sure to add 403 in front of it or else you'll get some other damn place... *
*(<http://403.urbanup.com/2622636>)* *9 more results*

**area**: [The mons] veneris, or [triangular] [squishy], sometimes hairy space above female genitalia.
*I [throw] [crackers] at your area!*
*(<http://area.urbanup.com/17479>)* *9 more results*

-define area code