Message from @Tatsumaki

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2019-03-12 02:06:26 UTC  

No result :(

2019-03-12 02:06:37 UTC  

<:sadcat:511590629856378901>

2019-03-12 02:06:38 UTC  

-define free will

2019-03-12 02:06:38 UTC  

**free will**: the [idea] that you could have acted in a different way
the idea that alternative actions are possible for you
the idea that you did not have to [do what] you did
the idea that you have a choice about what you do
the idea that you are [responsible] for your actions
*When confronted by a woman's [cleavage], he could not help but look. [At that moment] he knew free will was a [myth].*
*(<http://free-will.urbanup.com/2829565>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-12 02:20:27 UTC  

-define illusion of choice

2019-03-12 02:20:27 UTC  

**illusion**: [The magic] attempted by [GOB Bluth] on [Arrested Development].
*[GOB]: "[Illusion], Michael! A [trick] is something a whore does for money." *
*(<http://illusion.urbanup.com/2400731>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-12 02:25:12 UTC  
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2019-03-12 02:32:52 UTC  

t!wiki bobby fisher

2019-03-12 02:32:53 UTC  
2019-03-12 02:53:32 UTC  

@Nyoki the hell are you trying to do

2019-03-12 02:53:56 UTC  

t!hackerman

2019-03-12 02:53:56 UTC  

⌨ | **Hackerman Nyoki**
```dsconfig
Use the optical USB array, then you can override the optical array!```

2019-03-12 02:56:41 UTC  

@Nyoki i'll tty later about this am curious

2019-03-12 02:57:11 UTC  

just giving you a cookie <:ummmm:511590629797789708>

2019-03-12 03:02:42 UTC  
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2019-03-12 03:13:22 UTC  

-define mood swings

2019-03-12 03:13:23 UTC  

**Mood Swing**: A sudden change in behavior commonly associated with the South Wales Valleys when a [roider], such as Michael [Layland], is provoked by a lack of [Creatine].
*Random Person: Alright [like Mike]?
Michael: Yeh
(Speeding chav with heavy [Bassline] goes past)
Michael: Fucking Cunt!!!!
Random Person: Whats wrong?
Michael: Shut it or i'll fucking slam you!!
Random person: ooh Mood Swing!
Michael: Cmon Then!!!!
Random Person: Sorry [Roider]*
*(<http://mood-swing.urbanup.com/5117860>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-12 04:22:53 UTC  
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2019-03-12 04:23:33 UTC  

t!cookie @crownless

2019-03-12 04:23:33 UTC  

2019-03-12 04:51:00 UTC  

-define cbk

2019-03-12 04:51:00 UTC  

**CBK**: Could be [keen]
*“Hey did you [want to] [go] to [McDonald’s]?”

“CBK”*
*(<http://cbk.urbanup.com/13310459>)* *7 more results*

2019-03-12 04:51:24 UTC  

-define maccas

2019-03-12 04:51:24 UTC  

**maccas**: That is what [Australian's] call the giant [golden arches] [conglomerate] (McDonalds) that invaded our country like all other developed nation in the world.
*"[No country] with a maccas has ever waged [war] against [the United States]."*
*(<http://maccas.urbanup.com/215377>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-12 04:52:48 UTC  

-define redrum

2019-03-12 04:52:48 UTC  

**redrum**: [murder] [backwards]; as seen in [The Shining]
*[The boy] in [the Shining] keeps saying "Radrum" while walking through the empty [hotel].*
*(<http://redrum.urbanup.com/217932>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-12 04:53:15 UTC  

No result :(

2019-03-12 04:53:36 UTC  

-define 50/50

2019-03-12 04:53:36 UTC  

**50/50**: [A 50/50] is when you pay a prostitute to perform intercourse and follow it up with oral sex. Please note [the order] can be changed to suit the situation, or the [patron].
*As we drove down the street, [my buddy] yelled [out the window] at a known prostitute and asked "how much for a BJ and a Lay?". The prostitute replied "[a 50/50] will run ya $35!".*
*(<http://5050.urbanup.com/5055591>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-12 04:54:05 UTC  

-define keep it 100%

2019-03-12 04:54:05 UTC  

**Keep it 100**: To tell [the truth], the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. AKA "[Keep it Real]" or be honest with [youself] as well as others.
*Used the same as "[on the strength]", "[on my Momma]", "swear to God", "real talk", "[on everything I Love]" "on the for-realla my nicca" and of course "Keep it 100".

*
*(<http://keep-it-100.urbanup.com/2734471>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-12 04:55:47 UTC  

-define bj and a lay

2019-03-12 04:55:48 UTC  

**Burger and a BJ**: Burger and a BJ are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a [chick flick].

A male should never take a woman to see a [girly movie] unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. [NO RAIN] CHECKS!!!
*Lady Friend: "Will you go see the new [Twilight movie] with me please?"

Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass [chick flick]"

Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"

Male: "Your terms are acceptable. [It's a date]"*
*(<http://burger-and-a-bj.urbanup.com/6223423>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-12 04:57:56 UTC  

-define my hoes

2019-03-12 04:57:56 UTC  

**my hoes**: My [ride or die] friends; [squad] that does everything [together]
*[Tesha]: hey [Kyra] what are you doing tonight girl?
Kyra: oh me and my hoes are goin clubbing, its [finna be lit]*
*(<http://my-hoes.urbanup.com/11826997>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-12 04:58:05 UTC  

-define no

2019-03-12 04:58:05 UTC  

**no**: [The word] that makes [sex] [rape].
*[Lets fuck].
No
*
*(<http://no.urbanup.com/125361>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-12 04:58:14 UTC  

-define nope