-define mood swings

**Mood Swing**: A sudden change in behavior commonly associated with the South Wales Valleys when a [roider], such as Michael [Layland], is provoked by a lack of [Creatine].
*Random Person: Alright [like Mike]?
Michael: Yeh
(Speeding chav with heavy [Bassline] goes past)
Michael: Fucking Cunt!!!!
Random Person: Whats wrong?
Michael: Shut it or i'll fucking slam you!!
Random person: ooh Mood Swing!
Michael: Cmon Then!!!!
Random Person: Sorry [Roider]*
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t!cookie @something else

t!cookie @crownless

-define cbk

**CBK**: Could be [keen]
*“Hey did you [want to] [go] to [McDonald’s]?”

“CBK”*
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-define maccas

**maccas**: That is what [Australian's] call the giant [golden arches] [conglomerate] (McDonalds) that invaded our country like all other developed nation in the world.
*"[No country] with a maccas has ever waged [war] against [the United States]."*
*(<http://maccas.urbanup.com/215377>)* *9 more results*

-define redrum

**redrum**: [murder] [backwards]; as seen in [The Shining]
*[The boy] in [the Shining] keeps saying "Radrum" while walking through the empty [hotel].*
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-define 50/50

**50/50**: [A 50/50] is when you pay a prostitute to perform intercourse and follow it up with oral sex. Please note [the order] can be changed to suit the situation, or the [patron].
*As we drove down the street, [my buddy] yelled [out the window] at a known prostitute and asked "how much for a BJ and a Lay?". The prostitute replied "[a 50/50] will run ya $35!".*
*(<http://5050.urbanup.com/5055591>)* *9 more results*

-define keep it 100%

**Keep it 100**: To tell [the truth], the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. AKA "[Keep it Real]" or be honest with [youself] as well as others.
*Used the same as "[on the strength]", "[on my Momma]", "swear to God", "real talk", "[on everything I Love]" "on the for-realla my nicca" and of course "Keep it 100".

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-define bj and a lay

**Burger and a BJ**: Burger and a BJ are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a [chick flick].

A male should never take a woman to see a [girly movie] unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. [NO RAIN] CHECKS!!!
*Lady Friend: "Will you go see the new [Twilight movie] with me please?"

Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass [chick flick]"

Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"

Male: "Your terms are acceptable. [It's a date]"*
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-define my hoes

**my hoes**: My [ride or die] friends; [squad] that does everything [together]
*[Tesha]: hey [Kyra] what are you doing tonight girl?
Kyra: oh me and my hoes are goin clubbing, its [finna be lit]*
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-define no

**no**: [The word] that makes [sex] [rape].
*[Lets fuck].
No
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*(<http://no.urbanup.com/125361>)* *9 more results*

-define nope

**Nope**: The [reaction] you have when seeing a scary [insect] or animal, e.g. a large [spider].
**needs to pee, goes into bathroom, sees 5 inch [long spider] on the toilet seat*
You: *[backs] away slowly* [Nope Nope Nope] Nope Nope...*
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5 inch long spider

Any Aussies in here?

<:oldguy:511590480853598219>

-define huntsman

**Huntsman**: One who preys [upon] [cougars] and [pumas]!
*"Dude did you see that [new girl] in [the office]?"
"Hell yeah, I would totally Huntsman [the shit out of] her!"*
*(<http://huntsman.urbanup.com/13343274>)* *5 more results*

@The89thOptimist
What kinda spider do you have uwu

**mods**: British gangs from the early 60's and 70's who's rival were the Rockers ([Teddy Boys]). The Mods (short for Modernists) were notorious for pill-popping (blues, bennies, uppers, downers, ecstasy, amphetamines, barbs, booze, [goofballs], etc., riding really fast on their Lambrettas/Vespas Italian high-performance scooters, clubbing, orgies, well-dressed/chic, mod hairstyles, listening to jazz/funk/sixties R&B/The Who/The Kinks/The Beatles/The Rolling Stones/etc., partying non-stop (the original ravers), and anti-establishment/anarchy against the moors of The Establishment.

check out "[Quadrophenia]
by The Who, and see the film NOW. it will change your perspective about teen angst.
*We are [the Mods], we are the Mods, we are we are we are the Mods!!!*
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-define 403

**403**: The area [code] for [Calgary], [Alberta], Canada.
*Before [dialing] a phone number [long distance] to [Calgary] be sure to add 403 in front of it or else you'll get some other damn place... *
*(<http://403.urbanup.com/2622636>)* *9 more results*

**area**: [The mons] veneris, or [triangular] [squishy], sometimes hairy space above female genitalia.
*I [throw] [crackers] at your area!*
*(<http://area.urbanup.com/17479>)* *9 more results*

-define area code

**Area Code**: A new improved way to rate girls, improving on the 1-10 scale. Just like an area code, let's say [212] for example, there are [three digits] in this [rating scale].

The first number corresponds the girls face, from numbers [1-9], 1 being the lowest, 9 being the highest.

The second number corresponds if the judging male will have sex with the said girl. [0-] I would never have sex with said women. 1- absolutely I would stick my pleasure stick in that camtoe. And the last possible digit, 2, meaning that the male would have sex with her only under the manipulating influence of alcohol.

The last digit of the area code is based on the said female's body 1-9. 1 being the lowest, 9 being the highest.

To keep this rating system [under wraps], a group of males will never ask what's that girl's area code. He will always ask the male, who are you texting? This keeps the code safe and in control.
*A group of males at a bar, scanning the scene for potential mates, while standing next to their female friends, use the area code scale to judge the females at the bar.

Male 1: (Points out a certain female group) Who are [ypu] texting?

Male 2: I'm texting three people at the moment, [617], [503], [504], what do you think?

Male 1: No way, I can only text [717's], you know what I'm saying?!?

Celebratory laugh for the success of the rating system*
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-define 504

**504**: 504...its that simple the life of the party, the place where food is so spicy its amazing [li] [wayne] is from here 504 is the area code for [New Orleans]
*[hrad] the 504 its where [im] from*
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-define 303

**303**: The area code for [Denver], [Colorado]. Sometimes confused with [720], which overlaps it.
*[I live] in [the 303]. [Yup].*
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