-define alien

**alien**: 1. A [person] from [a foreign] [country]
2. An extra-terrestrial being.
*[Paco] is an alien
[Oh my god] is that an alien?!?!*
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-define shewolf

**shewolf**: An [upperclassmen] on the prowl for [prospective] college students. A female interested in a [wild night] with younger boys, a cougar.
*"Did you hear about [Grayson], the shewolf, [hooking up] with that 17 year old [prospective] student?"*
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-define muck

**Muck**: [Food], usually the type you [eat] when you're [stoned].
*Yo, let's go [get some] [muck] im fuckin [ripped]*
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-define religion

**religion**: VERB; pure religion, and undefiled before god is this; to visit the [fatherless] and the [widow] in their [affliction] and to keep oneself unspotted from the world; humble charity. This is the definition of religion found in the Bible
*She practices religion by [feeding] the [fatherless] children in [China] every week.*
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**eat me**: 1)[oral sex], generally on a female 2)expression of [anger] or [disgust]
*1)I can never cum from [manual stimulation], so I always have Patrick eat me. 2)I told the old bitch to eat me when she [cut me off] at [the light].*
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-define god

**God**: [Dog] [backwards]
*God is [dog] [backwards]*
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-define racism

**racism**: A term that used to mean [prejudice] towards one or more races.

In modern use, this word is used by people to explain the behaviour of people of other races, whether race is called into [the issue] or not.

Also: racism can now also include having good race [relations]. If you try to be friends with someone of a different race, someone will call you a racist.
*Me: Dude I met this black guy when I was...

Idiot: RACIST!

Me: How is that racism? I was going to say that I met this [black dude] when I was going to see my best friend, who's asian.

Idiot: You're [just friends] with that asian because you think that makes you a good person for not being racist! You must feel sorry for him, you goddamn racist!

Me: Race doesn't come into it. But [people like you] force race issues into everything.*
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Lol fuckin narcissistic

Utah stop that whistling noise

It's Uta

👀

-define continent

**continent**: One of the [principal] land masses of Earth, including Africa, [Antarctica], Asia, North America, Europe, Australia, and [South America].
*[Earth] consists of [seven] continents.*
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Sorry autocorrect

!rank

-define offline

**offline**: Used in business to describe [communication] outside of the normal channel, or defered to a later time.
Durind a [discussion] with a large group of people, an [issue] may be "taken offline" so that it can be discussed by a smaller group of people at a later time.
*During a [conference call]: “This discussion doesn't [pertain] to everyone here, [you and I] can take it offline.”*
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-define shitternet

**shitternet**: Defined by [Mikey Way] of [My Chemical Romance] as "[weak ass] internet"
*Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this [tweet] [becuase] of [the fucking] shitternet.*
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-define maccas wifi

**maccas**: That is what [Australian's] call the giant [golden arches] [conglomerate] (McDonalds) that invaded our country like all other developed nation in the world.
*"[No country] with a maccas has ever waged [war] against [the United States]."*
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-define low bandwidth

**low bandwidth**: Slang term for people who are [stupid], [slow] or in some way mentally [retarded].
*The hosts of [Unreliable] Sources are low bandwidth [rednecks].*
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-define internet that fly's

**internet**: A [vast] [array] of wordpornography/word and [advertisements].
**
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-define word porn

**Word porn star**: A person who is amazing at [crafting] words and [anecdotes]. I am [coining] this term especially for my friend Dave.
*[DAVE] [YOU ARE A] TRUE [WORD PORN STAR]!*
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-define sidewalk

**sidewalk**: [pedestrian] [obstacle course]. [daytime] open air homeless storage facility
*City Council recommends that passersby should not give [beggars] money.

If you give them money, they will just buy drugs or alcohol. Offer them drugs instead, eliminates the middle man. I recommend [strychnine]. Godblessyou [have a nice day]*
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-define strychnine

**strychnine**: a natural poison that causes the body to go into convulsions and spasms.It is one of the most bitter substances in the world.Eventually causes the body to collapse from complete exhaustion or go into [asphixia] followed by instant [rigor mortis]. A common urban [ledgend] is drug dealers mixing it with drugs such as LSD which would not be possible since it would most likely be fatal.
*Dr. Thomas [Neill] [Cream] killed many people, mainly [prostitutes] via strychnine poisoning.*
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-define corn syrup

**corn syrup**: Something [that all] food & [drinks] are made with, among millions of other [ingredients].
*"Don't [believe me]? Look at the [ingredients] of ANY food [item]."
-me*
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