**position**: How you're [having sex] with your [partner].
*"What's our position [tonight], [booba]?"
"63-z"
"[Oh dear]"*
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-define breed

**breed**: The act of [blowing a load] or taking a [load up] the ass without [a rubber]
*He was [so hot] I [let] him [breed me].*
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-define alien

**alien**: 1. A [person] from [a foreign] [country]
2. An extra-terrestrial being.
*[Paco] is an alien
[Oh my god] is that an alien?!?!*
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-define shewolf

**shewolf**: An [upperclassmen] on the prowl for [prospective] college students. A female interested in a [wild night] with younger boys, a cougar.
*"Did you hear about [Grayson], the shewolf, [hooking up] with that 17 year old [prospective] student?"*
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-define muck

**Muck**: [Food], usually the type you [eat] when you're [stoned].
*Yo, let's go [get some] [muck] im fuckin [ripped]*
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-define religion

**religion**: VERB; pure religion, and undefiled before god is this; to visit the [fatherless] and the [widow] in their [affliction] and to keep oneself unspotted from the world; humble charity. This is the definition of religion found in the Bible
*She practices religion by [feeding] the [fatherless] children in [China] every week.*
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**eat me**: 1)[oral sex], generally on a female 2)expression of [anger] or [disgust]
*1)I can never cum from [manual stimulation], so I always have Patrick eat me. 2)I told the old bitch to eat me when she [cut me off] at [the light].*
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-define god

**God**: [Dog] [backwards]
*God is [dog] [backwards]*
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-define racism

**racism**: A term that used to mean [prejudice] towards one or more races.

In modern use, this word is used by people to explain the behaviour of people of other races, whether race is called into [the issue] or not.

Also: racism can now also include having good race [relations]. If you try to be friends with someone of a different race, someone will call you a racist.
*Me: Dude I met this black guy when I was...

Idiot: RACIST!

Me: How is that racism? I was going to say that I met this [black dude] when I was going to see my best friend, who's asian.

Idiot: You're [just friends] with that asian because you think that makes you a good person for not being racist! You must feel sorry for him, you goddamn racist!

Me: Race doesn't come into it. But [people like you] force race issues into everything.*
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Lol fuckin narcissistic

Utah stop that whistling noise

It's Uta

👀

-define continent

**continent**: One of the [principal] land masses of Earth, including Africa, [Antarctica], Asia, North America, Europe, Australia, and [South America].
*[Earth] consists of [seven] continents.*
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Sorry autocorrect

!rank

-define offline

**offline**: Used in business to describe [communication] outside of the normal channel, or defered to a later time.
Durind a [discussion] with a large group of people, an [issue] may be "taken offline" so that it can be discussed by a smaller group of people at a later time.
*During a [conference call]: “This discussion doesn't [pertain] to everyone here, [you and I] can take it offline.”*
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-define shitternet

**shitternet**: Defined by [Mikey Way] of [My Chemical Romance] as "[weak ass] internet"
*Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this [tweet] [becuase] of [the fucking] shitternet.*
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-define maccas wifi

**maccas**: That is what [Australian's] call the giant [golden arches] [conglomerate] (McDonalds) that invaded our country like all other developed nation in the world.
*"[No country] with a maccas has ever waged [war] against [the United States]."*
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-define low bandwidth

**low bandwidth**: Slang term for people who are [stupid], [slow] or in some way mentally [retarded].
*The hosts of [Unreliable] Sources are low bandwidth [rednecks].*
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-define internet that fly's

**internet**: A [vast] [array] of wordpornography/word and [advertisements].
**
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No result :(

-define word porn

**Word porn star**: A person who is amazing at [crafting] words and [anecdotes]. I am [coining] this term especially for my friend Dave.
*[DAVE] [YOU ARE A] TRUE [WORD PORN STAR]!*
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-define sidewalk

**sidewalk**: [pedestrian] [obstacle course]. [daytime] open air homeless storage facility
*City Council recommends that passersby should not give [beggars] money.

If you give them money, they will just buy drugs or alcohol. Offer them drugs instead, eliminates the middle man. I recommend [strychnine]. Godblessyou [have a nice day]*
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-define strychnine