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!rank

-define offline

**offline**: Used in business to describe [communication] outside of the normal channel, or defered to a later time.
Durind a [discussion] with a large group of people, an [issue] may be "taken offline" so that it can be discussed by a smaller group of people at a later time.
*During a [conference call]: “This discussion doesn't [pertain] to everyone here, [you and I] can take it offline.”*
*(<http://offline.urbanup.com/3425701>)* *9 more results*

-define shitternet

**shitternet**: Defined by [Mikey Way] of [My Chemical Romance] as "[weak ass] internet"
*Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this [tweet] [becuase] of [the fucking] shitternet.*
*(<http://shitternet.urbanup.com/3908861>)* *7 more results*

-define maccas wifi

**maccas**: That is what [Australian's] call the giant [golden arches] [conglomerate] (McDonalds) that invaded our country like all other developed nation in the world.
*"[No country] with a maccas has ever waged [war] against [the United States]."*
*(<http://maccas.urbanup.com/215377>)* *9 more results*

-define low bandwidth

**low bandwidth**: Slang term for people who are [stupid], [slow] or in some way mentally [retarded].
*The hosts of [Unreliable] Sources are low bandwidth [rednecks].*
*(<http://low-bandwidth.urbanup.com/3523040>)* *9 more results*

-define internet that fly's

**internet**: A [vast] [array] of wordpornography/word and [advertisements].
**
*(<http://internet.urbanup.com/48113>)* *9 more results*

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-define word porn

**Word porn star**: A person who is amazing at [crafting] words and [anecdotes]. I am [coining] this term especially for my friend Dave.
*[DAVE] [YOU ARE A] TRUE [WORD PORN STAR]!*
*(<http://word-porn-star.urbanup.com/9052329>)* *9 more results*

-define sidewalk

**sidewalk**: [pedestrian] [obstacle course]. [daytime] open air homeless storage facility
*City Council recommends that passersby should not give [beggars] money.

If you give them money, they will just buy drugs or alcohol. Offer them drugs instead, eliminates the middle man. I recommend [strychnine]. Godblessyou [have a nice day]*
*(<http://sidewalk.urbanup.com/1206380>)* *9 more results*

-define strychnine

**strychnine**: a natural poison that causes the body to go into convulsions and spasms.It is one of the most bitter substances in the world.Eventually causes the body to collapse from complete exhaustion or go into [asphixia] followed by instant [rigor mortis]. A common urban [ledgend] is drug dealers mixing it with drugs such as LSD which would not be possible since it would most likely be fatal.
*Dr. Thomas [Neill] [Cream] killed many people, mainly [prostitutes] via strychnine poisoning.*
*(<http://strychnine.urbanup.com/1758296>)*

-define corn syrup

**corn syrup**: Something [that all] food & [drinks] are made with, among millions of other [ingredients].
*"Don't [believe me]? Look at the [ingredients] of ANY food [item]."
-me*
*(<http://corn-syrup.urbanup.com/908391>)* *9 more results*

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_syrup **

t!wiki corn syrup

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_syrup **

**Grinding**: When you're [working hard] either [at work] or at [a job].
*[Charles] is [grinding] at work today.

[Grinding] trying to [get that] paper.*
*(<http://grinding.urbanup.com/13217361>)* *9 more results*

-define black dragon

**Black Dragon**: Slang for someone who is using the [drug] [oxycontin]. It's really hot right now.
See: [Oxycontin]
*They were all [on the black] [dragon] when they tried to steal [that shit]*
*(<http://black-dragon.urbanup.com/1505259>)* *9 more results*

t!wiki black dragon

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Dragon **

t!wiki mortal kombat black dragon

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mortal_Kombat_characters **

-define dragonheads

**Dragonhead**: The popularly [accepted] term for having [the greatest] [blowjob] you've ever had/heard of.
*Joe: [I just came] home from my girlfriends place.
[Frank]: [Sick dude]! What happened?
Joe: I got some Dragonhead!
Frank: OMFG.*Extreme jealousness**
*(<http://dragonhead.urbanup.com/6204026>)*

t!wiki Bengal tiger

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bengal_tiger **

t!wiki tiger

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger **

t!wiki dragon

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon **

t!wiki winged serpent