kiddy fucking hasnt been an issue for most people till like the last 100 years or so

@uzidead god was a man who followed the plan of salvation and was exalted. He was once in the same position you are. On another planet. (Deep secret scripture)

@glacial pace they age like milk because of living in a 2nd world country

damn we aliens???

erryone used to marry off their daughters young and shit

>on another planet

ayy lmao

that's a plot twist i've never heard

Ayylmao

I love morons they believe in aliens

dude they're keeping god in Area 51 cause he's an alien

you get a planet when you die right @Sauerkraut

w2c young virgin wife?

reminder that this is basic intro stuff to mormonism that you should have seen anywhere

God is technically an extraterrestrial. He was born on a planet other than earth.

that’s very powerful

so what came before

Oh man here we go

me

more planets

true

@seal yes. If you are exalted you become god like.

im gonna start a religion like mormonism except instead of a god issued gf everyone gets issued a ford f-350 dually

based

epic

I become a god when I die, get a free gf and get tons of free money

where do I sign up

then why hasn't a godly being revealed himself in it's entirety to the world 🤔

the church of the holy truckbernacle

uzidead fuck off I want my free gf

Faith.

there isn't a reason to

only the lord himself knows the second coming

that's a terrible reason

@glacial pace just issue both

@Festive thats just called moving to alabama

people can go they're entire lives without hearing of Christianity, let alone Mormonism

cant do that theyd infringe

do I just pull up to John LDS’s home and grab a forum or how does this work

@uzidead why do you think they evangelize

@seal you sign up here 19908-19998 Gilman Springs Rd, San Jacinto, CA 92583