that's a plot twist i've never heard

Ayylmao

I love morons they believe in aliens

dude they're keeping god in Area 51 cause he's an alien

you get a planet when you die right @Sauerkraut

w2c young virgin wife?

reminder that this is basic intro stuff to mormonism that you should have seen anywhere

God is technically an extraterrestrial. He was born on a planet other than earth.

that’s very powerful

so what came before

Oh man here we go

me

more planets

true

@seal yes. If you are exalted you become god like.

im gonna start a religion like mormonism except instead of a god issued gf everyone gets issued a ford f-350 dually

based

epic

I become a god when I die, get a free gf and get tons of free money

where do I sign up

then why hasn't a godly being revealed himself in it's entirety to the world 🤔

the church of the holy truckbernacle

uzidead fuck off I want my free gf

Faith.

there isn't a reason to

only the lord himself knows the second coming

that's a terrible reason

@glacial pace just issue both

@Festive thats just called moving to alabama

people can go they're entire lives without hearing of Christianity, let alone Mormonism

cant do that theyd infringe

do I just pull up to John LDS’s home and grab a forum or how does this work

@uzidead why do you think they evangelize

@seal you sign up here 19908-19998 Gilman Springs Rd, San Jacinto, CA 92583

what do you think missionary trips are for

their health?

faith is based on hope which is entirely illogical in the first place so yeah

@CTL i hope you won't gargle deez nuts

wow it happened

no it didn't

DEBUNKED with FACTS and LOGIC