id take a 6/10 virtuous white babymaker gf over an 8/10 college cunt any day

tbh ye

wb a 10/10 college cunt

hell id take a 5/10 if i had to

@glacial pace plural marriage has been outlawed. It's complicated. It's still in our religious views but we agree firmly with complying with the law of the land.

>but we agree firmly with complying with the law of the land.
nvm dropped again

>not finding an eastern euro waifu

damn they give you a gf

that’s pretty cool

So we were the most persecuted religious minority in American history. We follow the law of the land for self preservation.

was god still once a man or has that changed

ah yes an eastern euro, i too love women who age like milk and smell like shit

Come to the church of mormon we get you laid 😎

maybe the kiddy fucking was an issue for some people

kiddy fucking hasnt been an issue for most people till like the last 100 years or so

@uzidead god was a man who followed the plan of salvation and was exalted. He was once in the same position you are. On another planet. (Deep secret scripture)

@glacial pace they age like milk because of living in a 2nd world country

damn we aliens???

erryone used to marry off their daughters young and shit

>on another planet

ayy lmao

that's a plot twist i've never heard

Ayylmao

I love morons they believe in aliens

dude they're keeping god in Area 51 cause he's an alien

you get a planet when you die right @Sauerkraut

w2c young virgin wife?

reminder that this is basic intro stuff to mormonism that you should have seen anywhere

God is technically an extraterrestrial. He was born on a planet other than earth.

that’s very powerful

so what came before

Oh man here we go

me

more planets

true

@seal yes. If you are exalted you become god like.

im gonna start a religion like mormonism except instead of a god issued gf everyone gets issued a ford f-350 dually

based

epic

I become a god when I die, get a free gf and get tons of free money

where do I sign up