Message from @uzidead
Discord ID: 629085519178891274
so what came before
Oh man here we go
me
more planets
true
@seal yes. If you are exalted you become god like.
im gonna start a religion like mormonism except instead of a god issued gf everyone gets issued a ford f-350 dually
based
epic
I become a god when I die, get a free gf and get tons of free money
where do I sign up
then why hasn't a godly being revealed himself in it's entirety to the world 🤔
the church of the holy truckbernacle
uzidead fuck off I want my free gf
Faith.
there isn't a reason to
only the lord himself knows the second coming
that's a terrible reason
@glacial pace just issue both
@Festive thats just called moving to alabama
cant do that theyd infringe
do I just pull up to John LDS’s home and grab a forum or how does this work
@uzidead why do you think they evangelize
@seal you sign up here 19908-19998 Gilman Springs Rd, San Jacinto, CA 92583
what do you think missionary trips are for
their health?
faith is based on hope which is entirely illogical in the first place so yeah
@CTL i hope you won't gargle deez nuts
wow it happened
no it didn't
DEBUNKED with FACTS and LOGIC
I didn't have faith in it
o fuk
Contact your local church and request the send you missionaries. They will teach the gospel will answer anything you ask and leave you alone if you explicitly say you are not interested and want them to cease.
so I didn't gargle ur nuts
i had faith that you wouldn't and you didn't
I did tho
praying rn
fuck yeah I’m boutta become a Mormon
praying for what