The finders cult

theyll have you bending the knee soon

to me it's like if I can't really do anything to change the inevitable should I just *enjoy life*

Everything you need you already have

Bring the place down from the inside 🤣

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idk hopefully I get calls back from other places I interviewed for

make it to the top, tell them the truth is out there, point out the window and scream at the sky

Dont wait,keep applying

call them back and ask about the progress

Sorry. Whats the job?

Oh yeah I kept applying, just the response was weird, as in the whole process was very quick for the fbi gig

tell them you got an offer maybe

Why fbi

fk fbi

u wanna contract for multi intel aliances

i think it sounds fun <:pepecoffee:511590628308811825>

Yeah

Take the job at area 51 sweeping up the alien poop, just pen an "allegorical work of fiction" under a Nom de plume some years later

Kinda weird for a potential like you to be here

It's IAM security analyst (official title)

You can become the next bob Lazar

lololol

Just sweep shit and peek through the Windows

dude that's the weird part I'm not some hackerman genius

that's why it's kinda fishy

this server is litterd with intel agents y's it weird his here? if anything it makes sense

Yeah

Wait agents?

Shit

For real though

Iv been away for a good week or 2 on a massive binge

Maybe this server was run by the CIA

man the dude literally said they have agents in large churches to make sure "nothing radical is being said or done"

So I wouldn't be surprised if there was agents here

o shit you mean this place is crawling with spooks <:oldguy:511590480853598219>

hello cia

maybe we r all mk ultra subjects?

I'm an agent... A *loooooove agent, baby*
*Barry White music starts playing outta nowhere...*

and were bred tobe agents

Wheres ghost

ghost got spooked