Hey gotta guard our nation against cyber communists, right? 🤭

because they redpilled me on pedogate

The damn commies

nope just through a college professor

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and my job was to help track traffickers

i dnt wanna go missing

it was werid though

What do you think about cyber territory

the guy who interviewed me said *oh you used to go to this church before right?...It was a church I went to with my parents 6 years ago (I'm not religious)*

^

id rather not talk about that side of it all lol

Maybe he watched you for a while

yeah I was like no, I'm not religious

take the job, maybe they give you a gig cleaning up after ETs

The finders cult

theyll have you bending the knee soon

to me it's like if I can't really do anything to change the inevitable should I just *enjoy life*

Everything you need you already have

Bring the place down from the inside 🤣

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idk hopefully I get calls back from other places I interviewed for

make it to the top, tell them the truth is out there, point out the window and scream at the sky

Dont wait,keep applying

call them back and ask about the progress

Sorry. Whats the job?

Oh yeah I kept applying, just the response was weird, as in the whole process was very quick for the fbi gig

tell them you got an offer maybe

Why fbi

fk fbi

u wanna contract for multi intel aliances

i think it sounds fun <:pepecoffee:511590628308811825>

Yeah

Take the job at area 51 sweeping up the alien poop, just pen an "allegorical work of fiction" under a Nom de plume some years later

Kinda weird for a potential like you to be here

It's IAM security analyst (official title)

You can become the next bob Lazar

lololol

Just sweep shit and peek through the Windows

dude that's the weird part I'm not some hackerman genius

that's why it's kinda fishy