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my mom is talking with her future bf about that she don't wanna enlighten me about sex because she feels awkward so she asked my dad to do to it wtf

???????

fun times will be had

ask your dad to teach you

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

why would they talk with me about it i literally know everything <:notlikethis:457980100504190977>

apparently they dont know that you know

mine where sames

i know

it hurts a bit

but aaaaaaa

but I had to explain to them how sex works

as proof

when i was like 12-13 my mom didnt know that i know what sex really is i guess

or idk

but i know it since i was 5 <:notlikethis:457980100504190977>

omg tarzan u dont know sex

?

hahahahaha

when i was 11 i had to google that can i get pregnant if touch myself tho...

@lemion what is sex

could you teach me

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please

yes daughter

ill teach u

th-thanks daddy

*takes off wedding ring*

😬

dont tell my wife

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you can add some you like

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