But mines at home polishing my shoes

That's actually pretty funny.

As long as you don't assume my gender identity then I won't be pissed. A few months ago I identified as a biphobic demiboy pansexual with Heteroromantic proclivities and some cishet just assumed I was a ponyboy genderqueer.

Same

How many niggers does it take to fix a light bulb

None they get the government to do it for them

Cuz they lazy niggers

I always thought it was government that was lazy.

Yo

Asians are such bad drivers

I’m beginning to wonder if Pearl Harbor was an accident

G A Y

lol

oh

i need a poo

@fannybandit i need a poo

I’m not offended by jokes about Mexicans with tacos and feistas...

But border jokes...

They cross the line

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What do you call a chad with gasoline

A fire cracker

What do U call a black guy in a race car

Black lightning

(Gordon ramsey you burned this food so black...

It stole my bike!

School is like a boner it’s long and hard...

Unless you’re asain

no

school a vagina

moist and warm

What’s the similarities between match’s and humans

The black ones don’t work

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gay