eh

odd

like

well

i dont sleep at all

so im always tired

a moustache hides a part of ur face

its hard not to look good with one

and i look really annoyed all the time

mustache doesnt look good with constantly tired annoyed face

it does

makes you look strict

i dont wanna look strict

facial hair distracts from your face and thus your persoanlity

im a troll

easier to hide from people

on the job and off

but looking strict is essential military aesthetic

nah

i look like a cop more than military

most people think im a cop when they see me

until they see uniform

being a cop in america must be nice

meh

i dont wanna be a cop

with all that authority

i wanna be a fed

oof

imagine wanting power

i hate telling people what to do

makes me worn out

damn

i can give advice or stop people from doing shitty things

but barking commands or leading things

its tiresom

so whats the difference if ur fed

more freedom

less bullshit

more spying

you deal with more serious crimes

higher pay too probably