me neither

wont allow us

oh

but, do you know what color it is

but yes

its red

it starts blonde

also, you can grow a mustache

then gets darker

i can

in the military (?)

but i dont wanna

it looks cool though

why not

i dont think itd look good on me

i look

try it

eh

odd

like

well

i dont sleep at all

so im always tired

a moustache hides a part of ur face

its hard not to look good with one

and i look really annoyed all the time

mustache doesnt look good with constantly tired annoyed face

it does

makes you look strict

i dont wanna look strict

facial hair distracts from your face and thus your persoanlity

im a troll

easier to hide from people

on the job and off

but looking strict is essential military aesthetic

nah

i look like a cop more than military

most people think im a cop when they see me

until they see uniform

being a cop in america must be nice

meh