Message from @lilpizza420

Discord ID: 658319326872338444


2019-12-22 14:41:45 UTC  

i'm muslim, is this going to be a problem, or am i still welcome?

2019-12-22 14:41:56 UTC  

@Drakon still welcome bruh

2019-12-22 14:41:57 UTC  

this in fact IS a problem

2019-12-22 14:42:00 UTC  

I might mock you relentlessly

2019-12-22 14:42:31 UTC  

feels nice to be welcomed and mocked relentlessly

2019-12-22 14:42:33 UTC  

@Drakon we do not negotiate with terrorists

2019-12-22 14:42:47 UTC  

excuse you

2019-12-22 14:42:51 UTC  

NOT ALL MUSLIMS

2019-12-22 14:43:05 UTC  

@Drakon For real though as long as you keep your doctrine behind the front door there's nothing to bicker about

2019-12-22 14:43:07 UTC  

be silent, by Allah, or i will give you the back of my shoe

2019-12-22 14:43:25 UTC  

@Drakon GIVE ME BACK MY LITTLE BROTHER YOU MONSTER

2019-12-22 14:43:30 UTC  

In a yo shoe nigga the fuck you talking bout

2019-12-22 14:43:42 UTC  

buh buh buh buh

2019-12-22 14:43:54 UTC  

nonsense aside i'm glad to be here :p

2019-12-22 14:44:20 UTC  

Get outta here on yo 9/11 magic carpet nigga

2019-12-22 14:45:05 UTC  

i'm trying my best to come up with some kind of mildly offensively funny islamic humor but i'm just failing atm

2019-12-22 14:45:16 UTC  

some would even say... *bombing*

2019-12-22 14:45:25 UTC  

nice

2019-12-22 14:45:39 UTC  

universal comedy, the true jihad

2019-12-22 14:45:47 UTC  

I kind of want to piss my pants but I dont own this chair i am sitting in

2019-12-22 14:45:58 UTC  
2019-12-22 14:46:04 UTC  

Why are devout muslims so shit at humor though?

2019-12-22 14:46:23 UTC  

Is it haram?

2019-12-22 14:46:26 UTC  

you'll find that super religious nutjobs never have any sense of humour regardless of religion buddy

2019-12-22 14:46:46 UTC  

also lol @ video

2019-12-22 14:46:54 UTC  

I don't know man, the Dalai Lama jokes around all the time and he's the upper echelon god emperor of tibetan monks

2019-12-22 14:47:08 UTC  

hes an evil demon

2019-12-22 14:47:12 UTC  

just like the pope

2019-12-22 14:48:08 UTC  

well there's devout... and then there's zealous, stick-up-ass religious

2019-12-22 14:48:33 UTC  

i mean religion is like any other old thing... it's okay if you're just cool with it

2019-12-22 14:48:38 UTC  

problems come in when you overdo shit

2019-12-22 14:49:02 UTC  

and it just so happens religion is like one of those things people overdo heavily, because you know, promise of heaven and all that

2019-12-22 14:49:14 UTC  

Idk it just seems weird that having fun is a bad thing for them

2019-12-22 14:49:19 UTC  

Like enjoying music

2019-12-22 14:49:23 UTC  

@Drakon welcome

2019-12-22 14:49:48 UTC  

hi fwend

2019-12-22 14:49:49 UTC  

based asuka

2019-12-22 14:49:56 UTC  

you mean festive asuka

2019-12-22 14:50:15 UTC  

asuka is my gf

2019-12-22 14:50:29 UTC  

<:haHAA:320314457500811264>

2019-12-22 14:50:48 UTC  

she's my gf too