Message from @lilpizza420

Discord ID: 658318705486463002


2019-12-22 14:39:16 UTC  

@Deleted User You should play Postal 4

2019-12-22 14:39:17 UTC  

AYO HOLE UP

2019-12-22 14:39:22 UTC  

SO YOU SAYIN

2019-12-22 14:39:36 UTC  

YOU SUM KINDA SOOSIDE SWAD?

2019-12-22 14:39:44 UTC  

Postal movie is great too but needs a crossover like picrel

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/658317757540204560/80a.gif

2019-12-22 14:40:23 UTC  

😮

2019-12-22 14:40:48 UTC  

Being a postal fan myself I am glad to say that the movie is exactly like postal 2

2019-12-22 14:41:10 UTC  

Minus vern and the rapist monkeys

2019-12-22 14:41:32 UTC  

also i'm just going to throw this out there because there was a slight mention of it earlier

2019-12-22 14:41:45 UTC  

i'm muslim, is this going to be a problem, or am i still welcome?

2019-12-22 14:41:56 UTC  

@Drakon still welcome bruh

2019-12-22 14:41:57 UTC  

this in fact IS a problem

2019-12-22 14:42:00 UTC  

I might mock you relentlessly

2019-12-22 14:42:31 UTC  

feels nice to be welcomed and mocked relentlessly

2019-12-22 14:42:33 UTC  

@Drakon we do not negotiate with terrorists

2019-12-22 14:42:47 UTC  

excuse you

2019-12-22 14:42:51 UTC  

NOT ALL MUSLIMS

2019-12-22 14:43:05 UTC  

@Drakon For real though as long as you keep your doctrine behind the front door there's nothing to bicker about

2019-12-22 14:43:07 UTC  

be silent, by Allah, or i will give you the back of my shoe

2019-12-22 14:43:25 UTC  

@Drakon GIVE ME BACK MY LITTLE BROTHER YOU MONSTER

2019-12-22 14:43:30 UTC  

In a yo shoe nigga the fuck you talking bout

2019-12-22 14:43:42 UTC  

buh buh buh buh

2019-12-22 14:43:54 UTC  

nonsense aside i'm glad to be here :p

2019-12-22 14:44:20 UTC  

Get outta here on yo 9/11 magic carpet nigga

2019-12-22 14:45:05 UTC  

i'm trying my best to come up with some kind of mildly offensively funny islamic humor but i'm just failing atm

2019-12-22 14:45:16 UTC  

some would even say... *bombing*

2019-12-22 14:45:25 UTC  

nice

2019-12-22 14:45:39 UTC  

universal comedy, the true jihad

2019-12-22 14:45:47 UTC  

I kind of want to piss my pants but I dont own this chair i am sitting in

2019-12-22 14:45:58 UTC  
2019-12-22 14:46:04 UTC  

Why are devout muslims so shit at humor though?

2019-12-22 14:46:23 UTC  

Is it haram?

2019-12-22 14:46:26 UTC  

you'll find that super religious nutjobs never have any sense of humour regardless of religion buddy

2019-12-22 14:46:46 UTC  

also lol @ video

2019-12-22 14:46:54 UTC  

I don't know man, the Dalai Lama jokes around all the time and he's the upper echelon god emperor of tibetan monks

2019-12-22 14:47:08 UTC  

hes an evil demon

2019-12-22 14:47:12 UTC  

just like the pope

2019-12-22 14:48:08 UTC  

well there's devout... and then there's zealous, stick-up-ass religious

2019-12-22 14:48:33 UTC  

i mean religion is like any other old thing... it's okay if you're just cool with it

2019-12-22 14:48:38 UTC  

problems come in when you overdo shit

2019-12-22 14:49:02 UTC  

and it just so happens religion is like one of those things people overdo heavily, because you know, promise of heaven and all that