nonsense aside i'm glad to be here :p

Get outta here on yo 9/11 magic carpet nigga

i'm trying my best to come up with some kind of mildly offensively funny islamic humor but i'm just failing atm

some would even say... *bombing*

nice

universal comedy, the true jihad

I kind of want to piss my pants but I dont own this chair i am sitting in

Me and @Drakon https://youtu.be/aam4AnH_h5c

Why are devout muslims so shit at humor though?

Is it haram?

you'll find that super religious nutjobs never have any sense of humour regardless of religion buddy

also lol @ video

I don't know man, the Dalai Lama jokes around all the time and he's the upper echelon god emperor of tibetan monks

hes an evil demon

just like the pope

well there's devout... and then there's zealous, stick-up-ass religious

i mean religion is like any other old thing... it's okay if you're just cool with it

problems come in when you overdo shit

and it just so happens religion is like one of those things people overdo heavily, because you know, promise of heaven and all that

Idk it just seems weird that having fun is a bad thing for them

Like enjoying music

@Drakon welcome

hi fwend

based asuka

you mean festive asuka

asuka is my gf

<:haHAA:320314457500811264>

she's my gf too

good

fren

Rei is my gf

ugly

hahaha the absolute state of cut-cucks

😦

feels good to have a nice and smooth glans

sometimes i look at it

and just take in the smoothness

@Drakon no shes mine REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

don't be rude there's plenty of asuka to go around

@Drakon don't mind rogalik, he's a bit cringy

@Drakon wouldn't that make more sense for Rei since she's cloned