Message from @Turdfag

Discord ID: 658320170602725387


2019-12-22 14:43:54 UTC  

nonsense aside i'm glad to be here :p

2019-12-22 14:44:20 UTC  

Get outta here on yo 9/11 magic carpet nigga

2019-12-22 14:45:05 UTC  

i'm trying my best to come up with some kind of mildly offensively funny islamic humor but i'm just failing atm

2019-12-22 14:45:16 UTC  

some would even say... *bombing*

2019-12-22 14:45:25 UTC  

nice

2019-12-22 14:45:39 UTC  

universal comedy, the true jihad

2019-12-22 14:45:47 UTC  

I kind of want to piss my pants but I dont own this chair i am sitting in

2019-12-22 14:45:58 UTC  
2019-12-22 14:46:04 UTC  

Why are devout muslims so shit at humor though?

2019-12-22 14:46:23 UTC  

Is it haram?

2019-12-22 14:46:26 UTC  

you'll find that super religious nutjobs never have any sense of humour regardless of religion buddy

2019-12-22 14:46:46 UTC  

also lol @ video

2019-12-22 14:46:54 UTC  

I don't know man, the Dalai Lama jokes around all the time and he's the upper echelon god emperor of tibetan monks

2019-12-22 14:47:08 UTC  

hes an evil demon

2019-12-22 14:47:12 UTC  

just like the pope

2019-12-22 14:48:08 UTC  

well there's devout... and then there's zealous, stick-up-ass religious

2019-12-22 14:48:33 UTC  

i mean religion is like any other old thing... it's okay if you're just cool with it

2019-12-22 14:48:38 UTC  

problems come in when you overdo shit

2019-12-22 14:49:02 UTC  

and it just so happens religion is like one of those things people overdo heavily, because you know, promise of heaven and all that

2019-12-22 14:49:14 UTC  

Idk it just seems weird that having fun is a bad thing for them

2019-12-22 14:49:19 UTC  

Like enjoying music

2019-12-22 14:49:23 UTC  

@Drakon welcome

2019-12-22 14:49:48 UTC  

hi fwend

2019-12-22 14:49:49 UTC  

based asuka

2019-12-22 14:49:56 UTC  

you mean festive asuka

2019-12-22 14:50:15 UTC  

asuka is my gf

2019-12-22 14:50:29 UTC  

<:haHAA:320314457500811264>

2019-12-22 14:50:48 UTC  

she's my gf too

2019-12-22 14:50:49 UTC  

good

2019-12-22 14:50:50 UTC  

fren

2019-12-22 14:50:53 UTC  

Rei is my gf

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/658320562984058906/SPOILER_1386454346263.jpg

2019-12-22 14:51:23 UTC  

ugly

2019-12-22 14:51:46 UTC  

hahaha the absolute state of cut-cucks

2019-12-22 14:52:05 UTC  

😦

2019-12-22 14:52:09 UTC  

feels good to have a nice and smooth glans

2019-12-22 14:52:13 UTC  

sometimes i look at it

2019-12-22 14:52:16 UTC  

and just take in the smoothness

2019-12-22 14:52:37 UTC  

@Drakon no shes mine REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/658320998470385674/1529686167857.jpg

2019-12-22 14:52:54 UTC  

don't be rude there's plenty of asuka to go around

2019-12-22 14:53:10 UTC  

@Drakon don't mind rogalik, he's a bit cringy

2019-12-22 14:53:15 UTC  

@Drakon wouldn't that make more sense for Rei since she's cloned