And you ignore the dick?

It wouldn't get to that stage

Normal straight guys do that kinda stuff. It's not uncommon okay??

There'd be a bulge or something

what if her dick was so small that she could just cover it with her thighs or some shit

I'm pretty sure Norma straight guys don't put things up their rear

traps do

I'd class her/it as a dude

And run

Wtf bro I like pussy dude. I fuck girls all the time.

@Mr. X I don't get why he didn't just measure his own dick

for a prank

I've done so many girls that I lost count.

You can legally fuck a dude and say its a prank and still legally be straight

Idk for a cyber bully he seemed pretty serious

I see girls every time I walk up the road

What's your point

Girls like a guy that can take a lot of pain so I just shoved some fingers up my ass for testing purposes. And my friend measured me because he had a ruler and I wanted someone else's opinion. You are the gay one.

Why not just slit your wrists?

Whatever you fag. You are not straight like me.

Slitting your wrists is bad mkay

And fingering your arse isn't?

Yep I'm the gay one cause I don't finger my butthole

Not if you're doing a test.

Gr8 logic m8

I'm about 99% sure you didn't do it for a 'test'

It was for scientific reasons dude.

You sound like one of those dictators after they've committed a genocide

I didn't use any lube or anything. It wasn't gay.

That make it even gayer

I put a condom on my fingers before I did it so it was scientific

You're just a gay hater that couldn't handle it

Aha if I'm a gay hater and I'm hating on you

That makes you gay

Wow. Go do some random guy in the steam room at your local gym/fitness center at 10PM with baby oil as lube and no condom.

Mr E you are so hot

Can we keep things PG

I get you're gay and all

But there's kids here

Fag

Embrace your insecurities you gaylord