I've only used fingers in my ass to test my pain tolerance. I'm not gay dude.

I've only used fingers in my ass to test my pain tolerance. I'm not gay dude.

You're a rolemodel to gays everywhere

Fingers in the bum and dick measuring with dudes in the bathroom

WHy wouldnt you fuck a trap kenobi?

Omg you are so gay.

What's a trap lol

@Bugs Bunny

a chick with a dick

essentially

Eww

No

She looks a lot like a chick

That's unnatural

You are hating on me for being a typical straight guy. You are the gay one.

yeah but what if they pass as a chick?

And you ignore the dick?

It wouldn't get to that stage

Normal straight guys do that kinda stuff. It's not uncommon okay??

There'd be a bulge or something

what if her dick was so small that she could just cover it with her thighs or some shit

I'm pretty sure Norma straight guys don't put things up their rear

traps do

I'd class her/it as a dude

And run

Wtf bro I like pussy dude. I fuck girls all the time.

@Mr. X I don't get why he didn't just measure his own dick

for a prank

I've done so many girls that I lost count.

You can legally fuck a dude and say its a prank and still legally be straight

Idk for a cyber bully he seemed pretty serious

I see girls every time I walk up the road

What's your point

Girls like a guy that can take a lot of pain so I just shoved some fingers up my ass for testing purposes. And my friend measured me because he had a ruler and I wanted someone else's opinion. You are the gay one.

Why not just slit your wrists?

Whatever you fag. You are not straight like me.

Slitting your wrists is bad mkay

And fingering your arse isn't?

Yep I'm the gay one cause I don't finger my butthole

Not if you're doing a test.

Gr8 logic m8