Message from @Mr. X

Discord ID: 472663973251252234


2018-07-28 05:25:15 UTC  

Surprising because I'm an amerimutt

2018-07-28 05:26:06 UTC  

Feels good not be a molested and mutilated as an infant.

2018-07-28 05:26:16 UTC  

Agreed

2018-07-28 05:26:34 UTC  

Now I can use my penis as a jump rope

2018-07-28 05:26:53 UTC  

Just keeps on giving.

2018-07-28 05:27:20 UTC  

Sometimes when I am feel afraid I pull my foreskin over my head and I feel safe again.

2018-07-28 05:27:20 UTC  

The only down side is that it could get stuck in a zipper

2018-07-28 05:27:52 UTC  

Theres the added benefit of drug smuggling with foreskins

2018-07-28 05:28:15 UTC  

Of course. And it is like your own personal table for snorting cocaine from.

2018-07-28 05:28:46 UTC  

Exactly

2018-07-28 05:29:02 UTC  

It can also function as a parachute

2018-07-28 05:29:39 UTC  

I am pretty sure MacGyver had a foreskin.

2018-07-28 05:30:21 UTC  

Oooo

2018-07-28 05:31:31 UTC  

Great feats thought of as impossible are suddenly routine and predictable when you have such a huge physical advantage.

2018-07-28 05:32:09 UTC  

It's the Foreskin Factor

2018-07-28 05:33:21 UTC  

Don't tell the cutfags about our special meetings. They will be shocked to learned the real reason for controlling the world.

2018-07-28 05:34:10 UTC  

Uncut Gang

2018-07-28 05:50:16 UTC  

im also uncut gang bros

2018-07-28 06:09:47 UTC  

Oh fuckles

2018-07-28 06:47:05 UTC  

cutfags fuck off

2018-07-28 07:17:52 UTC  

Strasserists are total betas

2018-07-28 07:18:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/308950154222895104/472664217758072832/strasser.PNG

2018-07-28 07:18:57 UTC  

Better then the centrist

2018-07-28 07:19:10 UTC  

- Gregor Strasser

2018-07-28 07:19:12 UTC  

Not at all

2018-07-28 07:19:31 UTC  

Strasserist make some attempt at having a strong feeling

2018-07-28 07:19:34 UTC  

Gregor strasser couldnt even make it past 1934

2018-07-28 07:19:48 UTC  

Centrists just rely on Horseshoe Theory

2018-07-28 07:20:11 UTC  

Yes so that entire quote is a fake yes?

2018-07-28 07:20:42 UTC  

And Im in the wrong because I believe in horseshoe theory?

2018-07-28 07:21:00 UTC  

Im jusr saying the horseshoe theory is pretty shitty

2018-07-28 07:21:07 UTC  

I dont rely on it though

2018-07-28 07:21:14 UTC  

I don't give a shit about the quote

2018-07-28 07:21:20 UTC  

not really no, its pretty accurate

2018-07-28 07:21:30 UTC  

you should if you want to defend strasserists

2018-07-28 07:22:07 UTC  

I'm not defending strasserist, I'm just saying theyre much more interesting to talk to then centrists

2018-07-28 07:22:41 UTC  

Oh yeah you're a commie, talking to idiots instead of generally smart people is more relatable.

2018-07-28 07:23:05 UTC  

That isnt a refutation

2018-07-28 07:23:07 UTC  

If I was you I'd surround myself around smart people instead of idiots

2018-07-28 07:23:28 UTC  

I dont need to, I could care less what you're interested in, you read marx ffs

2018-07-28 07:23:30 UTC  

It's just you being salty that I'd rather deal with someone else