Message from @VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT
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Hatchet or just a basic bitch combat knife
Kabar bk7, coldsteel spetznaz shovel, gerber gator machete
Dildo nunchucks. Its not about killing efficiency, it's about sending a message
Ok, but what about a bad dragon dildo bayonet?
I have like 10 tomahawks I cut from an old saw blade. Including my Kabar and the hatchet
*bad dragon bayonet*
The penetrator from saints row is the all time best dildo weapon I've witnessed
The penetrator on the end of an M97
Thats the boi right there
Just imagine getting deepthroated in the trenches and then getting your head pink misted
Who tf is getting head in the trenches
In this case, it seems like some very *unfortunate* soul
Idk man, lotta traps in the /k/ommunity. Boog drags on for a few months, no boog babes in sight, suddenly that trap is looking pretty good
Its ok, you have bootbands, and if you close your eyes you can just pretend
It's not gay if you've got boot bands on
I think id be more worried about gangrene and mud to worry about head
Corpses work just fine
And thats how you get trench dick
Good ol cock rot
Im getting clapped anyway
Just microwave the body or something
Or use icyhot as lube
Either or
Use the decayed skin as lube
From weapons to war crimes 😂
Its not fun if you're not committing war crimes
Facts
Its only warcrimes if we lose
We're all talking about mineraft, right?
@/K/id cold steel shovel
@thedarkness05
*darkness closes his eyes as he inserts his member into the trench trap*
*his boot bands are rotting but they still hold*
*the balls of the trap come around with each thrust slapping his own, the groans of a lesser man he can ignore, but not this*
"You wouldn't get it" he says as he stares at the new coming boog bois
Lmao, thats absolutely perfect
@mcguyver123 you should aquire a radio signal and just talk about dumb war stories
Sorry guys, my girlfriend got a lil upset and says thats unrealistic. Mostly because she says she'll be inna trenches too
Why are we recreating the worst war tactics again?
Can't we just get drunk and operate heavy machinery?
That seems like a better alternative to trench
Trenches were hell. Id rather be vanoed
Canoed*
Killdozer, but with a beer cooler and toilet
I was gonna nab a backhoe. Have an arm for destruction