Im getting clapped anyway

And captain was thicc

Just microwave the body or something

Or use icyhot as lube

Either or

Use the decayed skin as lube

From weapons to war crimes 😂

Its not fun if you're not committing war crimes

Facts

Its only warcrimes if we lose

We're all talking about mineraft, right?

@/K/id cold steel shovel

@thedarkness05

*darkness closes his eyes as he inserts his member into the trench trap*

*his boot bands are rotting but they still hold*

*the balls of the trap come around with each thrust slapping his own, the groans of a lesser man he can ignore, but not this*

"You wouldn't get it" he says as he stares at the new coming boog bois

Lmao, thats absolutely perfect

@mcguyver123 you should aquire a radio signal and just talk about dumb war stories

Sorry guys, my girlfriend got a lil upset and says thats unrealistic. Mostly because she says she'll be inna trenches too

Why are we recreating the worst war tactics again?

Can't we just get drunk and operate heavy machinery?

That seems like a better alternative to trench

Trenches were hell. Id rather be vanoed

Canoed*

Killdozer, but with a beer cooler and toilet

I was gonna nab a backhoe. Have an arm for destruction

Just start swinging it around

How about a wall of jack hammers or some other impact device

As badass as that sounds, idk how effective stock jackhammers would be

Maybe put like rusty scrap metal on the ends

Oooo how about a big ol hydraulic press and a big pointy bit. Get close to a thing you want to make un exist and yeet

See, now thats an idea

That'd probably be more effective on the ends of the jackhammers tbh

And if not, definitely more beautiful

Thats how you paint something red

Everything, my bad

It's all about the message lol

It'll be like a twisted metal boss lmao

Just gotta watch out for unfortunate foundation pitfalls

Shit happens sometimes

Extendo tracks to walk out of trouble

Stendo treads

From the hood

OH we'd just use that backhoe of yours and climb

The arm with many functions