Message from @Aria

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2020-01-14 18:10:33 UTC  

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2020-01-14 18:10:39 UTC  

gk3

2020-01-14 22:46:25 UTC  

What's ur guys' melee of choice?

2020-01-14 22:48:16 UTC  

Axe.

2020-01-14 22:48:20 UTC  

Big axe

2020-01-14 22:48:54 UTC  

Hatchet or just a basic bitch combat knife

2020-01-14 22:51:05 UTC  

Kabar bk7, coldsteel spetznaz shovel, gerber gator machete

2020-01-14 23:08:11 UTC  

Dildo nunchucks. Its not about killing efficiency, it's about sending a message

2020-01-14 23:10:40 UTC  

Ok, but what about a bad dragon dildo bayonet?

2020-01-14 23:10:53 UTC  

I have like 10 tomahawks I cut from an old saw blade. Including my Kabar and the hatchet

2020-01-14 23:11:07 UTC  

*bad dragon bayonet*

2020-01-14 23:11:48 UTC  

The penetrator from saints row is the all time best dildo weapon I've witnessed

2020-01-14 23:13:54 UTC  

The penetrator on the end of an M97

2020-01-14 23:15:10 UTC  

Thats the boi right there

2020-01-14 23:15:47 UTC  

Just imagine getting deepthroated in the trenches and then getting your head pink misted

2020-01-14 23:18:07 UTC  

Who tf is getting head in the trenches

2020-01-14 23:19:24 UTC  

In this case, it seems like some very *unfortunate* soul

2020-01-14 23:19:27 UTC  

Idk man, lotta traps in the /k/ommunity. Boog drags on for a few months, no boog babes in sight, suddenly that trap is looking pretty good

2020-01-14 23:20:09 UTC  

Its ok, you have bootbands, and if you close your eyes you can just pretend

2020-01-14 23:20:24 UTC  

It's not gay if you've got boot bands on

2020-01-14 23:21:04 UTC  

I think id be more worried about gangrene and mud to worry about head

2020-01-14 23:21:16 UTC  

Corpses work just fine

2020-01-14 23:21:30 UTC  

And thats how you get trench dick

2020-01-14 23:22:01 UTC  

Good ol cock rot

2020-01-14 23:22:19 UTC  

Im getting clapped anyway

2020-01-14 23:22:26 UTC  

And captain was thicc

2020-01-14 23:23:15 UTC  

Just microwave the body or something

2020-01-14 23:23:22 UTC  

Or use icyhot as lube

2020-01-14 23:23:24 UTC  

Either or

2020-01-14 23:24:45 UTC  

Use the decayed skin as lube

2020-01-14 23:27:00 UTC  

From weapons to war crimes 😂

2020-01-14 23:28:27 UTC  

Its not fun if you're not committing war crimes

2020-01-14 23:33:04 UTC  

Facts

2020-01-14 23:35:53 UTC  

Its only warcrimes if we lose

2020-01-14 23:35:55 UTC  

We're all talking about mineraft, right?

2020-01-14 23:37:40 UTC  

@/K/id cold steel shovel

2020-01-14 23:42:34 UTC  

@thedarkness05

*darkness closes his eyes as he inserts his member into the trench trap*

*his boot bands are rotting but they still hold*

*the balls of the trap come around with each thrust slapping his own, the groans of a lesser man he can ignore, but not this*

"You wouldn't get it" he says as he stares at the new coming boog bois

2020-01-14 23:45:16 UTC  

Lmao, thats absolutely perfect

2020-01-14 23:47:44 UTC  

@mcguyver123 you should aquire a radio signal and just talk about dumb war stories

2020-01-14 23:48:33 UTC  

Sorry guys, my girlfriend got a lil upset and says thats unrealistic. Mostly because she says she'll be inna trenches too