Yeet

Ok guys

A guy told me that one of my best friend "girlfriend" likes me

She's a whore

I literally ignored her after she begun to be rude with me, at the beggining to the year

That's a fucking shitty situation

I hate her

P U M P
D
U
M
P

Tell him to bust a nut in that butt and then leave

Y E E T
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R
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A
T

The old shoot it and boot it

ejaculate and evacuate

F I X B A Y O N E T S
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He won't

He's in one those "open relationships"

And im not fucking getting into

how *dare* you, so long as everyone communicates about when and where they're getting fucked by strangers and contracting HIV then literally everything is fine

Lol

YEEEEEE BOIS

I know her name now. And she doesn't have a boyfriend

Time to yeet

YEEEET MOTHA FUCKA!!

No, I didn't talk to her. A friend of mine told me

But still

YEEEEEEEEET

SO GO

@Sir Harndesstop
Being
A
Fucking
Pussy

I eat pussy every morning

And I'll eat yours

Hookers don't count bud

Yes it does

*get the joke, dumbass*

enjoy your throat cancer

@Sir Harndes I got the joke fuckwaffle lol

Im retarded tbh

I have courage when I shouldn't have

And I don't have when I should

Like when I walked on a narrow street full of trans hookers armed with knifes 'cause I wanted to take a shortcut

Brazil, man

That sounds fun af tbh