I tried to make her pagan but she wasn't fond and she wanted me to shake her dad's hand and I wouldn't

Her step dad was a great guy though

Sounds like you should have shaken his brains with a tank

I told her if he doesn't act right I was gonna beat his head in

Because I wouldn't be associated with trash

My wifey is great though, she a heathen witch and supports My my goonish ways

And her dad is a marine and loves me, great and very badass man

Took place in the Fallujah combat

So random tidbit, I ended up homeless for a bit. A fucking former SWICC dude gave me a job and let me crash on his couch til I got back on my feet. I bring it up because I feel like it's our duty to look out for one another.

This is true we should look out for each other though there are cunts who would rather see you fail in life and amount to nothing while they live their meek lives never moving away from their hometowns

^^ also true, cut ties with those types

Yeet

Ok guys

A guy told me that one of my best friend "girlfriend" likes me

She's a whore

I literally ignored her after she begun to be rude with me, at the beggining to the year

That's a fucking shitty situation

I hate her

P U M P
D
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M
P

Tell him to bust a nut in that butt and then leave

Y E E T
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A
T

The old shoot it and boot it

ejaculate and evacuate

F I X B A Y O N E T S
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He won't

He's in one those "open relationships"

And im not fucking getting into

how *dare* you, so long as everyone communicates about when and where they're getting fucked by strangers and contracting HIV then literally everything is fine

Lol

YEEEEEE BOIS

I know her name now. And she doesn't have a boyfriend

Time to yeet

YEEEET MOTHA FUCKA!!

No, I didn't talk to her. A friend of mine told me

But still

YEEEEEEEEET

SO GO

@Sir Harndesstop
Being
A
Fucking
Pussy

I eat pussy every morning

And I'll eat yours