I will say, for all the psychosis down there, y'all do have some wild ass bank robberies

Like shit straight out of some action flick

I would end up killed by them. They kill whites

If anyone ever tries to kill You, you kill em right back

Wouldn't say bank robberies

We can't have guns

That's the point

Make a spear

Chuck that shit

Fuck carry a god damn etool lol I carry a wrench in my vehicle

A woman got an arrow stuck to her shoulder one time

Of fucking course

But you know the plus side

It wasnt to her knee, she could still be an adventurer

Funny and interesting fact

Its a saying for marraige

I've got the reference

Taking an arrow to the knee was supposedly an old viking euphemism for getting married

Hence, dropping to one knee xD

Nah I'm tracking

At least where I live, is kind of safe

Nowhere in Brazil is safe

Rare exceptions

Just don't be a dummy and try to visit Rio de Janeiro

Because you'll for fucking sure be at least robbed

After browsing bestgore, my bandmate and I have officially sworn to never travel to Brazil for any reason unless like a girl we're in love with gets kidnapped and taken there

And even then it'd probably just be me

Cuz he really is just like nah fam

Nothin is worth that trip

Pay an PMC or some shit

I don't have the money, but I do have a serious and potentially psychologically worrying hatred for human traffickers so

Or call BOPE. They know how to get the work done

Why should I let someone else have all the fun?

I'd rather go down there myself to get her and terrify an entire country

Or die tryinf

Probably the latter

But at least I'd go down fighting

Good call

Bring thr guns, I'll help for sure

Lol

Lit