Message from @Sir Harndes
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Burn it to ashes
Well then we Boogaloo back lol
They've got a lot of coke, Merc. Should try it
Nah I don't do drugs lol
Alright, so let's recap. We have a Merc who's NEVER been to Ukraine EVER, a Brazilian, and a bonafide Florida Man... the alphabet bois should be terrified
*starts hiding stash*
I'm american
I mean to be real
More like a traped american
So here's what ya do
Get an American flag, raise an army of autists and take over and call it little america
Well, we've got a lot of crazy people here
Should work
Just rally the favela gangs to your cause. The coup will be over in two days tops
I will say, for all the psychosis down there, y'all do have some wild ass bank robberies
Like shit straight out of some action flick
I would end up killed by them. They kill whites
If anyone ever tries to kill You, you kill em right back
Wouldn't say bank robberies
We can't have guns
Make a spear
Chuck that shit
Fuck carry a god damn etool lol I carry a wrench in my vehicle
A woman got an arrow stuck to her shoulder one time
Of fucking course
But you know the plus side
It wasnt to her knee, she could still be an adventurer
Funny and interesting fact
Its a saying for marraige
I've got the reference
Taking an arrow to the knee was supposedly an old viking euphemism for getting married
Hence, dropping to one knee xD
Nah I'm tracking
At least where I live, is kind of safe
Nowhere in Brazil is safe
Rare exceptions
Just don't be a dummy and try to visit Rio de Janeiro
Because you'll for fucking sure be at least robbed
After browsing bestgore, my bandmate and I have officially sworn to never travel to Brazil for any reason unless like a girl we're in love with gets kidnapped and taken there
And even then it'd probably just be me