Message from @Sir Harndes

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2019-07-03 02:36:22 UTC  

Taking an arrow to the knee was supposedly an old viking euphemism for getting married

2019-07-03 02:36:39 UTC  

Hence, dropping to one knee xD

2019-07-03 02:36:51 UTC  

Nah I'm tracking

2019-07-03 02:37:10 UTC  

At least where I live, is kind of safe

2019-07-03 02:37:25 UTC  

Nowhere in Brazil is safe

2019-07-03 02:37:36 UTC  

Rare exceptions

2019-07-03 02:37:54 UTC  

Just don't be a dummy and try to visit Rio de Janeiro

2019-07-03 02:38:28 UTC  

Because you'll for fucking sure be at least robbed

2019-07-03 02:38:47 UTC  

After browsing bestgore, my bandmate and I have officially sworn to never travel to Brazil for any reason unless like a girl we're in love with gets kidnapped and taken there

2019-07-03 02:39:06 UTC  

And even then it'd probably just be me

2019-07-03 02:39:15 UTC  

Cuz he really is just like nah fam

2019-07-03 02:39:19 UTC  

Nothin is worth that trip

2019-07-03 02:39:59 UTC  

Pay an PMC or some shit

2019-07-03 02:40:38 UTC  

I don't have the money, but I do have a serious and potentially psychologically worrying hatred for human traffickers so

2019-07-03 02:40:48 UTC  

Or call BOPE. They know how to get the work done

2019-07-03 02:41:01 UTC  

Why should I let someone else have all the fun?

2019-07-03 02:41:14 UTC  

I'd rather go down there myself to get her and terrify an entire country

2019-07-03 02:41:19 UTC  

Or die tryinf

2019-07-03 02:41:23 UTC  

Probably the latter

2019-07-03 02:41:30 UTC  

But at least I'd go down fighting

2019-07-03 02:41:43 UTC  

Good call

2019-07-03 02:41:55 UTC  

Bring thr guns, I'll help for sure

2019-07-03 02:41:58 UTC  

Lol

2019-07-03 02:42:03 UTC  

Lit

2019-07-03 02:42:26 UTC  

Need to go back to US asap

2019-07-03 02:42:36 UTC  

Please do

2019-07-03 02:42:50 UTC  

Just do not know where, exactly

2019-07-03 02:43:07 UTC  

Got family in okla, but dunno

2019-07-03 02:43:08 UTC  

My attitude is you can't pick a worse place than there

2019-07-03 02:43:41 UTC  

Yeah I know

2019-07-03 02:43:45 UTC  

what i've gained from this is we have a very hardy goon pack

2019-07-03 02:43:54 UTC  

That we do

2019-07-03 02:43:58 UTC  

The reason I hate going outside

2019-07-03 02:44:28 UTC  

ight i'm going to sleep gotta get up early and shit night goons

2019-07-03 02:44:28 UTC  

God knows what can happen to me

2019-07-03 02:44:49 UTC  

Nighty folk

2019-07-03 02:44:53 UTC  

I'm gonna go join an orgy

2019-07-03 02:45:11 UTC  

Gonna try to find a job

2019-07-03 05:50:15 UTC  

2019-07-03 05:51:13 UTC  

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2019-07-03 05:51:46 UTC  

Howdy