What's the group consensus on joining the military?

Send it dude, you only live once and you'll have stories to tell

Do it

Don’t be a bitch.

As for the stories, I’m writing jokes for a bit I’m doing at a comedy club soon and in the 6 years I was in I have easily 3 hours of material

Has anyone seen disneys cars?

y'know with the racecars and shit and they are sentient?

Yeah

So they made a spinoff called planes

which takes place in the universe

Yes this is true

Main character's mentor is a F4U corsair right

Uh huh

The mentors story is that he was a top ace of his squadron and the only survivor which means WW2 happend in the cars universe

Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima

Yup

This leads to so many important questions

Were the Nukes sentient?

Was it a suicide mission?

It’s entirely possible

Was there a cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked or were they radicalized?

So i googled

apparently theres a part in cars 2 where the cars are taking off their wheels and shit at an airport for a tsa

which implies that there was a 9/11

Right right

So many questions

I demand a movie version of cars 1900 to now

with every bit of darkness possible

Lol well they’re making a jigaboo mermaid now so it’s within the realm of possibility

That's true

I just wanna know if car bush did 9/11

@Jaroslav do research or ask someone here before you do it

But go do it

Wow

Well that was a read lol

@TipsyTactician the actual theory behind cars is that the humans were here and did all that then created ai that took over so they had to leave earth as you see in walle. Who is the last robot on earth so they come back to earth at the end of the movie. Cars is just about the lives of the sentient beings we created.

I also like smoking meth

Lol I feel that on a personal level

I enjoy cocaine but to each there own