Message from @TipsyTactician
Discord ID: 598875558012649486
Lemme see
What's the group consensus on joining the military?
Send it dude, you only live once and you'll have stories to tell
Do it
Don’t be a bitch.
As for the stories, I’m writing jokes for a bit I’m doing at a comedy club soon and in the 6 years I was in I have easily 3 hours of material
Has anyone seen disneys cars?
y'know with the racecars and shit and they are sentient?
Yeah
So they made a spinoff called planes
which takes place in the universe
Yes this is true
Main character's mentor is a F4U corsair right
Uh huh
The mentors story is that he was a top ace of his squadron and the only survivor which means WW2 happend in the cars universe
Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima
Yup
This leads to so many important questions
Were the Nukes sentient?
Was it a suicide mission?
It’s entirely possible
Was there a cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked or were they radicalized?
So i googled
apparently theres a part in cars 2 where the cars are taking off their wheels and shit at an airport for a tsa
which implies that there was a 9/11
Right right
So many questions
I demand a movie version of cars 1900 to now
with every bit of darkness possible
Lol well they’re making a jigaboo mermaid now so it’s within the realm of possibility
That's true
I just wanna know if car bush did 9/11
@Jaroslav do research or ask someone here before you do it
But go do it
Wow