Just recruit an army of methed out Floridain men and send them off to go fight

GO TEXAS *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW*

WITNESS ME, FOR I AM FLORIDA MAN!!!

@everyone vote for your choice in office

Konot <:Oof:554426230724755456> to vote

Me 💀

That slavaboo who's name I cant write 🤔

I'm not apologizing

I wanna dress like the Hussars

The beard is for me

You dont count merc

Fug you

You never announced your platform

I did too

Just gimme a nickname, I can't pronounce this bullshit either

But you can be my Secretary of Defense

Nah

Slavaboo

Im voting oof

Fuck you

Bean pole

Which means you get to be the Fuckaround and find out guy

Nah, that's literally Generic as fuck

Yay democracy.......

Shortstop

Let the floridaman rule

There we go

OH WAIT, I GOT ONE

Beanchief

Since I'm part Chetnik and I'm short

Shortnik?

Welp if Konot is taking over I'm launching a one man Invasion of Canada

SHORTNIK

@насильственное убийство god damnit

Fuckin puns n shit

I AM SHORTNIK, FEAR MY MINISCULE HEIGHT

Sorry not sorry

Im launching a one man invasion of venezuela

😅

@Sir Harndes no balls

I'll stuck my balls in your mouth u fucking feg

@Foxhound Oi

The mod guy should give me that nickname thingy

I live in the jungle