Message from @Sir Harndes

Discord ID: 617797952353730580


2019-09-01 16:57:44 UTC  

Time to steal a boat and hoist the colors

2019-09-01 16:58:37 UTC  

I love me a good hurricane

2019-09-01 16:58:42 UTC  

Lots of opportunity

2019-09-01 16:58:56 UTC  

Loot the looters

2019-09-01 16:58:58 UTC  

Bring it on you fuckin' pussy ass bitch ass hurricane! Florida man don't give a fuck!

2019-09-01 17:27:46 UTC  

You got any Florida man fuel

2019-09-01 17:34:45 UTC  

Sorry, I snorted the last of it the other night

2019-09-01 17:45:08 UTC  

Shoot the looters with a 12.7mm round

2019-09-01 17:56:02 UTC  

Hey fuckers, I just caught some dude from UC Berkeley trying to get into the group. Dude's profile pic made him look so beta male it isn't funny. His answers to the questions were

1. Yes!!!
2. AR-15, duh!
3. All of them (or something like that)

Pretty sure he was some Berkeley leftist shithead, so I went ahead and declined him. To all people who have capability to add people to the group, please be careful and actually look closely at who you're adding. The last thing we need is someone coming into the group and labelling us as a bunch of terrorists or crazy fucks or whatever.

2019-09-01 17:57:40 UTC  

Infiltrators beware

2019-09-01 18:01:21 UTC  

Get the tar and feathers ready

2019-09-01 18:14:11 UTC  

Do I dare?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/617784285079928917/Screenshot_39.png

2019-09-01 18:14:24 UTC  

I'm seriously tempted to approve him, but I'm really not sure

2019-09-01 18:23:17 UTC  

I’d decline

2019-09-01 18:50:03 UTC  

^

Tbh, I forget what my answers were

2019-09-01 18:57:38 UTC  

Me too actually

2019-09-01 19:03:05 UTC  

Alright, that's it. From here on out, I'm not accepting anyone into the group who says that their favorite weapon is "the sword" or any of that other cringy ass shit because they all end up looking like this. This is a fucking group for people that are into patriotism and guns. Not cringy, edgelord weebs with sword fetishes because they can't buy guns yet cuz they're not old enough and their mommies won't let them.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/617796591444820023/neckbeard_rpg_ten_percent_power_level.jpg

2019-09-01 19:06:17 UTC  

And another thing, I'm done letting people in who give edgy ass answers. I just declined a dude for answering Question 3 with "All wars are illegitimate except those initiated by individuals". Motherfucker, shut the fuck up with that neckbeard incel NAP bullshit, we all know you're just trying to sound appealing when the truth is you look like a fucking creep and girls don't wanna be around you.

2019-09-01 19:06:50 UTC  

Y'all motherfuckers think Deaths Head is bad with the ban hammer? Bruh, you ain't seen me when I'm on the hunt for cringy neckbeard fucks in this group

2019-09-01 19:08:29 UTC  

I answered Mk 19 auto grenade launcher

2019-09-01 19:08:34 UTC  

Is that count?

2019-09-01 19:08:43 UTC  

That isn't edgy

2019-09-01 19:09:02 UTC  

I'm good then lol

2019-09-01 19:09:27 UTC  

@AKAlexei I second this

2019-09-01 19:09:45 UTC  

Unless they specify a particular sword and their war of choice is during a time it was used

2019-09-01 19:10:21 UTC  

And even then, they better list an actual firearm

2019-09-01 19:10:31 UTC  

We're not a fucking Medieval circle jerk group

2019-09-01 19:10:31 UTC  

Like US cavalry saber. I love it

2019-09-01 19:10:34 UTC  

It says weapon. Not gun.

2019-09-01 19:10:43 UTC  

You want that shit, go join Armored Skeptic's discord

2019-09-01 19:10:54 UTC  

My favorite weapon isn't actually a gun tbh.

2019-09-01 19:11:04 UTC  

It's a halberd.

2019-09-01 19:11:06 UTC  

So suck

2019-09-01 19:11:09 UTC  

Muh medievam

2019-09-01 19:11:12 UTC  

Cockles

2019-09-01 19:11:30 UTC  

You cock juggling thunder cunt, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

2019-09-01 19:12:04 UTC  

I would use a Beretta ARX160

2019-09-01 19:12:46 UTC  

I'll impale you, hammer your knee caps in and then decapitate you.

2019-09-01 19:12:50 UTC  

In that order

2019-09-01 19:14:07 UTC  

lmfao all joking aside, I like medieval shit as much as the next dude. But when you look at these dudes who answer that shit, at their pics, they are the most stereotypical "When you were partying, I studied the blade" lookin' motherfuckers and I have no patience for that shit. I used to take lunch money from losers like that in High school