I’m downwind if that possibly

rip in peace, ill be sitting pretty up here in mapleland

Time to steal a boat and hoist the colors

I love me a good hurricane

Lots of opportunity

Loot the looters

Bring it on you fuckin' pussy ass bitch ass hurricane! Florida man don't give a fuck!

You got any Florida man fuel

Sorry, I snorted the last of it the other night

Shoot the looters with a 12.7mm round

Hey fuckers, I just caught some dude from UC Berkeley trying to get into the group. Dude's profile pic made him look so beta male it isn't funny. His answers to the questions were

1. Yes!!!
2. AR-15, duh!
3. All of them (or something like that)

Pretty sure he was some Berkeley leftist shithead, so I went ahead and declined him. To all people who have capability to add people to the group, please be careful and actually look closely at who you're adding. The last thing we need is someone coming into the group and labelling us as a bunch of terrorists or crazy fucks or whatever.

Infiltrators beware

Get the tar and feathers ready

Do I dare?

I'm seriously tempted to approve him, but I'm really not sure

I’d decline

^

Tbh, I forget what my answers were

Me too actually

Alright, that's it. From here on out, I'm not accepting anyone into the group who says that their favorite weapon is "the sword" or any of that other cringy ass shit because they all end up looking like this. This is a fucking group for people that are into patriotism and guns. Not cringy, edgelord weebs with sword fetishes because they can't buy guns yet cuz they're not old enough and their mommies won't let them.

And another thing, I'm done letting people in who give edgy ass answers. I just declined a dude for answering Question 3 with "All wars are illegitimate except those initiated by individuals". Motherfucker, shut the fuck up with that neckbeard incel NAP bullshit, we all know you're just trying to sound appealing when the truth is you look like a fucking creep and girls don't wanna be around you.

Y'all motherfuckers think Deaths Head is bad with the ban hammer? Bruh, you ain't seen me when I'm on the hunt for cringy neckbeard fucks in this group

I answered Mk 19 auto grenade launcher

Is that count?

That isn't edgy

I'm good then lol

@AKAlexei I second this

Unless they specify a particular sword and their war of choice is during a time it was used

And even then, they better list an actual firearm

We're not a fucking Medieval circle jerk group

Like US cavalry saber. I love it

It says weapon. Not gun.

You want that shit, go join Armored Skeptic's discord

My favorite weapon isn't actually a gun tbh.

It's a halberd.

So suck

Muh medievam

Cockles

You cock juggling thunder cunt, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I would use a Beretta ARX160

I'll impale you, hammer your knee caps in and then decapitate you.