Die nameless, die free

Honestly though

I mean I’m hooked on kickstarts tho so...

I'm prob going bunker down

>be me
>be slavaboo, tactical tracksuit/ski mask wearing fuck
>driving around during the boog in my armored escalade blasting hardbass
>girls in the backseat partying because who doesn't love to party
>they are also /k/ommandos
>roll up on my boogaloo bois in their hawaiian shirts, ar500 plate carriers, and illegal baofeng radios
>they start hootin' and hollerin cuz they know when койот is in town, it's fresh gear, ammo, beer, magazines, and porn time
>Start handing out gear
>loyalistfag tries to take a shot at me
>He hits me, but just barely
>I get back up and drop his ass with my tokarev
>Take out bottle of authentic, illegally smuggled russian vodka (The shit they don't import to the US)
>fuck that bitch, this is RUSSIA!!!

Wait for everything to calm down

Then do my supplies raid and take guns of the fallen

I heard embrace the suck is a good pre. Havent had time to hit the gym and try it. Only have time to run and do bodyweight exercises at work

REIGN is my drug of choice

I'm going to link up with tho Ohio Bois and just have a longass camp in the woods

But then, I've been sick as a dog lately and can't do much

Hobbit

Where you from

@Bodark Actual that's more or less a good idea

The fact that none of y'all acknowledged my green text story hurts bruh

Cyka Blyat

@AKAlexei I get a pass cause I'm sick as fuck

Personally I just wanna wave the flag screaming "WOLVERINES" while half naked

Konot

White claws or nah

And dank pens

The claw is the law for a boogaloo boi or gurl, but for us slavaboos, it's all about that vodka

It keeps the radiation sickness away

^

And it's good for drinking while squatting and listening to hardbass while doing the big business

Cures trench foot too

^

Russian Standard all the way. Makes my mules extra slavic

I'm just gonna sit in a tree with my 74 and look for drones

@thedarkness05 bless you

I’m out guys

And then radio them in so I can keep detailed tracking logs of where they sre

*stalker music intensifies*

Gnight

And then I'm going to go back to my woods camp and tell everyone where the drones are going

Bruh I gotta keep my heritage alive. Because of the commies I'm stripped of a royal title

Irish hype beast

I don't want to sound gay, but the small timw I've been here, I've come to the conclusion that this group will probably keep me safe from myself until at least the big moo

False

Feds be lurking