^

So

Maybe while moving through urban areas at the start. Then move to flexing in everyone with tricked out boog gear and hawiians

My boogaloo song will be a fucing harry styles song

Cause given the context the lyrics are spot on and funny

I have ATACS

When they be using Ukrainian cyborg camo

Sign of the times

Cop killer john Maher

The fuck is NY according to that map

Y’all use any pre workouts or keratin

Nice

I drink bangs before work outs

Ngl

Honestly my plan revolves around ambushes/guerilla strikes. Take what I need and dissapear or never be seen when it kicks off.

That’s not working for you

That's it. That's the whole plan.

Caffeine and sugars stunts growth

Die nameless, die free

Honestly though

I mean I’m hooked on kickstarts tho so...

I'm prob going bunker down

>be me
>be slavaboo, tactical tracksuit/ski mask wearing fuck
>driving around during the boog in my armored escalade blasting hardbass
>girls in the backseat partying because who doesn't love to party
>they are also /k/ommandos
>roll up on my boogaloo bois in their hawaiian shirts, ar500 plate carriers, and illegal baofeng radios
>they start hootin' and hollerin cuz they know when койот is in town, it's fresh gear, ammo, beer, magazines, and porn time
>Start handing out gear
>loyalistfag tries to take a shot at me
>He hits me, but just barely
>I get back up and drop his ass with my tokarev
>Take out bottle of authentic, illegally smuggled russian vodka (The shit they don't import to the US)
>fuck that bitch, this is RUSSIA!!!

Wait for everything to calm down

Then do my supplies raid and take guns of the fallen

I heard embrace the suck is a good pre. Havent had time to hit the gym and try it. Only have time to run and do bodyweight exercises at work

REIGN is my drug of choice

I'm going to link up with tho Ohio Bois and just have a longass camp in the woods

But then, I've been sick as a dog lately and can't do much

Hobbit

Where you from

@Bodark Actual that's more or less a good idea

The fact that none of y'all acknowledged my green text story hurts bruh

Cyka Blyat

@AKAlexei I get a pass cause I'm sick as fuck

Personally I just wanna wave the flag screaming "WOLVERINES" while half naked

Konot

White claws or nah

And dank pens

The claw is the law for a boogaloo boi or gurl, but for us slavaboos, it's all about that vodka

It keeps the radiation sickness away