Message from @thedarkness05
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Peasants. I use those baby wipes. Simply divine
You're on a whole other level
But in all seriousness a happy ass and feet are key to lomg term morale maintainence
You pretty well covered it
Thanks for coming to my BOOG talk
I kinda wanna try a bidet
I know its gay but
It makes me envision a world with no toilet paper
I gotta do it once
Haven't tried it so I can't weigh in on it. All I can say is that europe uses them a lot, take it as you will
Nvm. Ive been convinced
Who wants to hear really bad IT joke?
go for it
What PCP and PHP have in common?
Both lead users to suicide
Ok so I work for a School District, and while I'm walking the halls of an Elementary school I listen in to a first grade grammar lesson. The teacher asks the class "what comes at the end of a Sentence?" A young black kid shoots his hand up and loudly exclaims "An Appeal"
That fucking killed me
I told that to the COs overseeing my internship. They loved it, but told me I probably shouldn't repeat it to the Sheriff
A zebra goes to heaven. He meets the angel at the gate and asks him if hes black with white stripes or white with black stripes. The angel tells him that that's a question for god and to ask him. After wishing him luck, the zebra is let through the gate. He finally meets god and asks him. God replies with you are what you are. The zebra is left unsure, but says nothing because its Fucking God and leaves. The zebra finds another angel in hopes of clarification.
"I asked God if i was black with white stripes or white with black stripes and he said 'you are what you are.' what do you think that means?"
"thats easy, you're white with black stripes."
"how do you know?"
"if you were black with white stripes, he would've said you is what you is"
Alright so this Soviet factory worker shows up late for his shift, he's warned by the foreman that another time infraction will not be tolerated. The next day the worker is on time, but he is executed for buying a foreign made watch
That made my day
Thank you, I'll be your resident /k/omedian
Im totally fine with this
My uncle used to be a VP for Rubbermaid, and lived in Hong Kong for work (About 8 or so years ago before the little luau goin on now). He said everything was fantastic, except for the phone system. Everything was so crowded and messy that he was almost never able to call his local clients, every time he would Wing he would get the Wong number
Aye y'all drew this at work today
What did you use
hello my dudes
nothing much, just updating my pc drivers and stuff