Moscow Mules, Russian Standard, Jameson, 151, Whisky Sours, and IPAs for me

No

Red headed sluts are auto better

Wait @Hellhound6 argenrina?

Kentucky mule

this is my favorite thing to put in my mouth

@Foxhound tan blondes everywhere

Explain feg

Tr00

or an Irish Mule. MUles are good

Tullamore dew

That's my sipping whiskey

Oh gross

@snowman I knew a russian dude who exclusively drank that, Johnnie Walker Blue Label, and this one really fucking expensive Vodka

he was an utter cunt

That's for when I'm smoking a cigar around a fire

sounds like my kinda dude

News flash most Russians are cunts.

So

@CatLoverKid Russians aren't people

Have you guys ever drank bitch beer

threw his macbook off 4 stories when he got pissed, and then threatened to shoot a dude for no reason... we laughed at him, so he pulled a fuckin .45 out of his pocket and pointed it at us

Because let me tell you about these delicious

this was in the middle of LA, that sorta shit don't fly there

Red white and blue popsicle tasting Smirnoffs

dude I saw that

That's when you slav squat to assert dominance

They taste dead on it

That's my kayaking drink

Did someone also say Slav Squat? My herritage

And they get you fucking wasted

@thedarkness05 wait one

A ну, чики-брики и в дамки!!!

sweet drinks good to get you white girl wasted

damn its sure hard to type with a bulldog licking the shit out of your face

yeah, your 'face'

Yeet the bulldog into love

I know where the peanut butter went

You degen

We see that jar