Ohio

WTF

LOL

Tbh guys i found my next gf on an anime mmorpg lol

Ohio tramps

She seems cool and chill

But im also a big retard so i might get played again

Shit happens

If I'm having sex with someone its only them

I'll cut them off before I move onto another dick

I cant have sex with someone unless i actually like them

I never white knighted as I think if a dumb bitch does dumb bitch shit she deserves what she gets

All the women nearby here just care about money or like 9+ inches and if you’re not one you have to have the other.

I tried tinder and stuff but i couldnt bring myself to do it

Hold on

I was just naive as a fucking new born bird and didnt recognize big HOE signals

I don't understand how girls can take big dicks

Omfg

I will flirt hard tho but i wont do anythin unless i have actual feelings

Neither do I

It blows my mind

lube niggas

Like does your vag get bigger

It does

coconut oil

How does this work

No

That's width

It actually does expand

Some girls like when you push into the baby chamber

The location of the cervix changes

When you get aroused

I'm talking length

Depending on arousal

dude if I had a vag I'd be like a fucking legend of zelda game, so much shit up there

And also can change throughout the month

swords,boomerangs,explosives

Damn

So technically can fit more

Wait

Hold on