It actually does expand

Some girls like when you push into the baby chamber

The location of the cervix changes

When you get aroused

I'm talking length

Depending on arousal

dude if I had a vag I'd be like a fucking legend of zelda game, so much shit up there

And also can change throughout the month

swords,boomerangs,explosives

Damn

So technically can fit more

Wait

Hold on

I'd dub myself "The Switchblade Snatch"

Them bitches are too loose anyway aka bar stool joke

But i dont see a 9 inch dude bein able to ever go balls deep so rip him

Some girls like you fucking their cervix ?

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio you’d be the queen of CC with that goblin cave packed with shit

Possibly

Not to be gross

When mine barely gets hit I get sorry.

I hear it hurts but i imagine some girls dont care

Sore

What the fuck did I just walk into

Yeah shits painful af

I'm going to shoot

So science wise

Literally all of you

Dude I have smol pp n still get laid

Impale me daddi vlad

A lovely conversation about relationships and sex

I dont understand how girls can take 10 inch cocks

With frozen paintballs

Where does it go?!

Theres no way you can fit all that in

@Hellhound6 dont worry Daddy we still love you

No fucking way

Vlad I will end you sir

Tiny pp

Just remember the way of the Romans:
Women are thots and meant for breeding, jus fuck ya homies when ya wanna fuck

Smol pp gang who up 🤙