For the land of the Holy

Ima triple k holagan

my uncle made me one

I'm too drunk to read this

Took me a bit to writ that t

I drive a wrx

How are y'all doin' tonight?

I'm well I'm with my in laws

My wife is always weird to me around them because I secretly think she likes them more

Havin' a good time?

Yeah I bought a 22lr pistol today so that's been fun to play with

They have land so I've been shooting it like a retard

Nice. I got my glock 19 and my tokarev with me

Nice I also own those guns

I have a 19 and A 19x

Where's your tokarev from? Mine's Romanian

Same

Ayyy

I bought a SiG Mosquito/GSG Firefly

Today

It's dumb and fun

Never had the pleasure of using one

It's a 22

I'm gonna shoot animals with it

Ah

Literally only bought to kill the animals i trap

Or for finishing shots when hunting

Makes sense

Also I bought a bunch of 22lr ammo a year ago on accident when I didn't have a gun to shoot it

So instead of getting rid of the ammo

I bought a gun to shoot it with

Sounds like a problem solved lol

Yeah I'm happy

fuck me

i might work 48 h straight

so who wants to share any tips how not to die during my shift?

You'll need either coffee or energy drinks, snacks, and something constructive to keep your mind busy like a book or game

Energy drinks: rip its are my preference, your choice of tobacco but dip works good, caffine pills, shitty easily stored and eaten/cooked food, and a metric ton of self hatred

The fuck is a "testicular powow"

@DAnteForneus Ranger speed.... Mix coke with instant coffee and gunpowder, and snort til your heart's content

tadah, more awake than OJ Simpson in a bronco onna highway